Let's start the new year off with a clever cartoon. What is the little girl saying to her parents when she walks into their bedroom unannounced?
Fill in the speech bubble by leaving a comment. I'll reveal what was in the original on Saturday.
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" Seriously Dad! If your going to give Mom a spanking, do it the correct way! Since you're right handed, Mom should be facing the other way across your knee! Everyone knows that!
I remember when this card came out! In fact I still have it in my collection. Anyway, this one is ripe for SO MANY possibilities. It's just a matter of how far down the rabbit hole you wish to descend. LOL Here are a couple:
Relatively innocent
"Hey, you remember how you told me before how I couldn't get a new I-Phone? Well, when you two are done, I suggest we all take a nice trip to Best Buy.............or by dinnertime everyone's gonna know what you two are into.....starting with Gramma."
Not-so-innocent
"Yo, Pops. Hold up a minute. Let me get you the paddle Jimmy and I use when we play like that. It works great and really is easier on your hand."
Edgy
"Daaaaaa----ad, no fair! How come you never play like that with ME?"
Why does mom get to keep her panties on! Not fair!!!!
"Dad, stop! There are many discipline strategies that are more effective than corporal punishment. Violence is not the answer."
I'm trying to sleep! If you two don't keep the noise down, you're both up for a time-out.
Prefectdt
I have this one in my collection, but I will make up something else.
“Like you always say when you spank me: This is gonna hurt you more than it hurts me.”
"The spanking Daddy's giving you now, Auntie Jill, is nothing compared to then one you'll get if Mom catches you!"
Is this about the birds and bees talk you gave my sister last year? Jack
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