My Favourite Spanking Picture

I have been tagged by several people in the Favourite Spanking Picture Challenge. so here's mine, by Dave Wolfe, and found on DeviantArt.

If you haven't been tagged yet, now's your chance. Please post your all-time favourite spanking picture on your blog.

Complete the Caption

What's a party without paper hats, fancy clothes and bondage? These happy people are celebrating in fine style, but the gentleman in the middle looks concerned. What do you suppose his captor has in mind?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment or by sending me an email, and I will publish your speculations tomorrow.

Complete the Caption

Here's an dangerously interesting lady who looks like she needs a spanking. What might she do in return, though?

Leave a caption as a comment, or send me an email, and  I will post your creative ideas tomorrow.

You Completed the Clown Caption

Here's what you said:

Prefectdt: "This will teach you not to squirt water out of it."

Season: Before the Heimlich maneuver was invented...

Pink: Harry's demonstration that banana peels really are slippery led to George's demonstration of his own.

Ida Virgin: "This will teach you not to scare the children next time, now won't it?"

Michael: "Bongo, how many times have I told you, it's seltzer in the squirt bottle, not vodka!"

Slowsong: "Your audience was bored - so now you get the board."

KellyRed - "Well, if this doesn't work you're going to have to diet. We need to get 32 of us in the car for the record."

Ronnie - "That's it, bend just like that so I can practice my swing."

Hermione: "I'll spank you until you say the safeword. Let's see if you're really a mime."

Bonnie: "Our circus cannon is in the shop for maintenance. Let's see if we can launch you with this..."

Thanks for sharing some fun this weekend.

Complete the Clown Caption

No wonder clowns have such sad faces. I never knew they could be spanked for... what? Why is this poor clown being paddled by a companion?  Are they performing, or is it something personal? You be the judge.

Complete the caption and explain what is going on in this picture. I will publish your creative efforts tomorrow.

Complete the Caption Continued

What's going on here? Could it be we are watching a scene unfold inside that most special place, a woodshed? Why is the person in the picture disappearing through a trapdoor. Is s/he coming or going? What's happening, or going to happen, and why?

Once again, the challenge is to provide a caption for the photo.

I will publish your captions in the next post.

Victorian Souvenirs VI

For your enjoyment, here's another set of sketches from Souvenirs of a Boarding School. The naughty cherub is at it again, this time with a flogger, and the lady is enjoying it thoroughly.



Ladies, please! Form a line to the left, and one at a time, in an orderly fashion.




I love this fragment. The whips float in from nowhere, and the chains disappear around what seems to be a tree.

Victorian Souvenirs V

More sketches from Souvenirs of a Boarding School. The cherubs are busily preparing some sort of spanking apparatus.



The dresser does not look at all comfortable for this poor servant, being beaten by two ladies. That's quite an array of implements on the wall.

More Caption Fun

Let's all celebrate Consensual Spanking Day with this fun picture that I found on one of the Cheezburger-associated sites. Feel free to create your own caption and I will publish them tomorrow.

After you have thought of a suitable caption, or perhaps before for inspiration, you might like to take a peek at the captions people have already come up with here. Are any of them the handiwork of my readers?

You Completed the Caption

Here's how some readers of Hermione's Heart interpreted this picture:


Michael - She liked him bent over the arm of the leather chair best of all.

Karl Friedrich Gauss - She liked leather the best of all.

sixofthebest - She says, "When my everloving husband comes home from a hard days work at the office, he relaxes in this soft leather chair, then commands me to go over his knees, whereupon he raises my dress waist high, pulls down my knickers to bare my bottom, and spanks me painfully but lovingly.

Our Bottoms Burn - She likes the feel of leather best of all.

Bonnie - She liked a pink bottom best of all.

A. Lurker - She liked when her bottom matched the color of the flowers on the carpet best of all. (Why else would one choose that carpet?)

Ronnie - She's telling her husband that she likes to be made to bend over the back of his leather chair for her spanking best of all.

Season - She liked her invisible spanker best of all.

Hermione - She liked being spanked in this chair best of all.

Daisychain - She liked sitting in this soft chair after her spanking best of all!!!

Coffee, tea, or spanking?

I found these mugs on sale at the grand opening of a china and gift store. They'll be perfect for our morning coffee, or perhaps our bedtime cocoa.

They were designed by a talented Australian artist, Sue Janson. She has an eye for humorous situations, and says, "the tonic of laughter is a universally needed medicine. Without it, the joy of life is lost."

I heartily agree, and I'm glad that she thinks bums are funny.

Here's a closeup of the detail on the mugs. I love the idea of bare bottoms in the kitchen. Do you suppose the thin chef in the middle is also bare behind?