You need a spanking ...

... for playing too much online poker!

You Completed the Caption

Here are your creative interpretations of the conversation taking place in the picture:

Karl - "And then I burned his toast. And you know what that means....

His mom gave us this souvenir paddle that says, among other things, that it's to be used on wives who burn the toast. Would you believe he takes that literally. That's why I am standing here right now.

So what's with the rest of you. Why aren't YOU sitting?"


SixoftheBest - "The best spanking I've ever had in my life, is when 'Six of the best' took my knickers down, and walloped my naked rear end good. Painfully good. Next week when I invite him over, he will gladly bring the same painful joy to your bare bottoms."


Michael - "And then I found this magazine at the back of his drawer. It has pictures of women spanking men on their bare bottoms. What do you girls think I should do about it?"


Red - "Would you believe it that he came home and had stopped for a drink without any concern that our dinner would be burned, and then, although he profusely apologized, I had him remove all the clothes he was wearing, and I spanked his bottom until it displayed a fire engine red, certainly a spanking he will not soon forget, and another bad habit that will not be repeated."


Lorraine - "..And then I hid all his furniture in my shoulder pads and came straight here."

Welcome, Lorraine.


Ronnie - "I just couldn't resist it, thought it a real bargain but Bill didn't think so when he found the receipt and then I was made to bend over the chair while he spanked me with hand. It was worth it, the ring is lovely, isn't it?"


Barely Pink - "...and then I took his hand, like this, and said, 'Why darling, this is sufficiently hard. Please put that silly paddle away.' Anyone care for more tea?"


Hermione - "And then I hid his TV remote, and wouldn't tell him where it was until he spanked me hard."

Your Completed Captions

This picture, from a scanned postcard by Anne Taintor, shows a lively group of elegantly dressed people having a fun time. Here's how you interpreted the picture:

Michael: "I enjoy being at these little soirees of Fortuna's. I had no idea that so many young men liked having their bottoms birched by society women."

Prefectdt: "I enjoy being entertained by all these potential slaves. What time does the auction start?"

Ronnie: "I enjoy being dressed up for these little get-togethers but I hate Clarissa for making me choose who should spank me."

Bacall: "I enjoy wondering if any of these men are man enough to spank me."

SixoftheBest: "If any one of you gentlemen can tell us ladies, what type of knickers we are wearing, we will allow you to take them down, and spank us."

Barely Pink: "I enjoy being spanked amongst strangers, so forgive me if I don't ask your names. The order will be: Constance, then me, then Paige. And then me again."

Red: "I enjoy being at a spanking party like this one. It will be so much fun as we play musical chairs, where you men get to gently bend over the closest lap when the music stops. The game doesn't start again until each one of you is beating a merry tune with your feet dancing on the carpet..."

Hermione: "I enjoy being ready for a spanking at any time, so I'm not wearing panties."

Complete the Caption

Here's an interesting social gathering. The woman on the right seems to be entertaining the two gentlemen with some titillating conversation. What do you think she enjoys? Does the lady in the middle have anything to add? What about the blond wearing the pink dress, sitting provocatively on the sofa? Why have these people come together?

Please leave your suggested caption as a comment, and I will post all submitted captions tomorrow. Let your imagination soar!

Vintage Spanking Postcards

These didn't come in the mail for me, and I'm glad. The mail carrier would have blushed!

Complete the Caption Once More

Does this picture look like a prelude to a spanking? Or might it suggest the contented afterglow? Who was or will be on the receiving end? Why?

Leave your caption for this provocative scene as a comment and I will share them tomorrow.

You Completed the Caption

Here's how some readers of Hermione's Heart interpreted this picture:


Michael - She liked him bent over the arm of the leather chair best of all.

Karl Friedrich Gauss - She liked leather the best of all.

sixofthebest - She says, "When my everloving husband comes home from a hard days work at the office, he relaxes in this soft leather chair, then commands me to go over his knees, whereupon he raises my dress waist high, pulls down my knickers to bare my bottom, and spanks me painfully but lovingly.

Our Bottoms Burn - She likes the feel of leather best of all.

Bonnie - She liked a pink bottom best of all.

A. Lurker - She liked when her bottom matched the color of the flowers on the carpet best of all. (Why else would one choose that carpet?)

Ronnie - She's telling her husband that she likes to be made to bend over the back of his leather chair for her spanking best of all.

Season - She liked her invisible spanker best of all.

Hermione - She liked being spanked in this chair best of all.

Daisychain - She liked sitting in this soft chair after her spanking best of all!!!

Complete the Caption

It's time for another game of Complete the Caption. What is this young woman saying? Is she speaking to someone else in the room, or is she musing aloud? Will she be receiving a spanking soon, or administering one? Or is she simply justifying her bizarre taste in carpeting?

Submit your caption as a comment, and I'll post them in an upcoming post.

What Happened Next

I challenged my readers to describe what happens next in this picture.


You'll love the suggestions I received. They're all winners!

The men said to the naughty lady, "For being so cheeky, Each one of your bare bottom 'cheeks' will receive a rosy hue."

And then she realised they were all alike, the boys wanted to be spanked as well and she wasn't going to disappoint them.

They had the same potential for beauty: all she had to do was get them over her knee and teach them how to properly blush for a woman.

A rose between two thorns.

She just happened to have the One-Size-Fits-All Paddle at home.

I think she's a professional Dominatrix. No matter what the men she deals with claim they wants her to do at first, it all comes back to spanking in the end. She's quite pleased that she'll get to have one tied to the bed frame, while spanking the other over top. She's very excited indeed.

She realized that all grown men would benefit from being spanked, just some of them can't bring themselves to admit it.

Nah, friends, she's talkin about the HATS.....
Bet they are fighting over who is going to spank her.

Man on left says to woman in center: "My paddle's bigger than his Dickie!"
Man on rights says to woman in center: "True story, but my Dickie's longer than his scarf and your chin strap together."
Two hours later: Woman in center says to men on outside: I find each of you to be so special... really but Jamie Fraser is waiting for me in Scotland and his belt has more purpose than than both your egos, so I really must be going..."



That was fun! Thanks to all who participated.

It's Magic!

How did he do that?

Complete the Caption

Wearing pajamas in the daytime? Something must be up.

Fill in the blanks with whatever you think these fashionably-dressed, very spankoesque ladies might be discussing.

Complete the Caption

Here's another interesting photo with a partial caption.

Fill in the blanks in any way you wish. You aren't restricted by the amount of white space. Do your worst!

In your Dreams Again

No task is too trivial or objectionable for these three Musketeers. Do you think they had some motivation to perform these mundane chores so cheerfully?









To find out how you can have your very own Mr. Wonderful, click here. Thank you, Janet, for the link!

Complete the Caption

Here's an interesting photo, but again some of the words are missing from the caption.

Fill in the blanks with something suitable (or unsuitable). His expression and her disinterest speak volumes, don't you think?

Be Mine

With Valentine's Day approaching, I wanted to share a card that I gave to Ron last year on that special day.

Needless to say, he didn't really need any extra encouragement, but I like to show my appreciation.



Even the back of the card was worth showing you, for the flaming paddle. That, and the difference in price for the same card depending on whether it was purchased in Canada or the US.

Complete the Caption

This photo from the fifties has a clever caption, but some of the words are missing.

Fill in the blanks with whatever strikes your fancy. Does it look like someone is about to be spanked? If so, who? Have fun with this!

Keep the Home Fires Burning

Being a housewife has its ups and downs.






These women seem to be making the best of it.

What's on her Mind?

What thoughts are running through this elegant woman's mind? Why does she use the word "involved" to describe herself? Who does she imagine is sitting on the couch reflected in the mirror? What's going to happen next? Is she expecting someone? or has someone just left the room?

What do you think?

In your Dreams

Here are three fine, considerate gentlemen. You may have seen them all before here.

I wonder how they learned to be so helpful, and who, or what, inspired them.