Gag Gifts

These items are not really commercially available, but they do exist, and were surreptitiously displayed on the shelves in various stores.

 

 

 

 

 

Excellent Secret Santa gifts ,are they not?

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Your Butt is Perfect

With Valentine's Day coming up, this might be the perfect gift to give to your spanko partner. This site allows you to design a personalized mug for that certain someone who makes your butt tingle.

Thank you to Boru for discovering an amazing site.

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What a Relief!

Bring after-spanking comfort and relief with this sculptured cushion. "Imagine sitting all day in any chair in total comfort" begins the ad on this website. Mmmm, sounds wonderful, AND as an extra bonus, it has a "grippy bottom".

A big thank you to Bonnie for finding this product and passing it along for me to share with you.

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Watch Out

Last year Ron gave me a lovely watch for our anniversary because, as I have told you, I ran out of watches to wear. Together we adjusted the mesh band and I put it on. The clasp seemed a bit difficult to fasten, and the watch slipped off my arm a few times. I thought I hadn't fastened it properly but I thought I would get used to it.

Fast forward to the next day. I had been outside pulling weeds from a flower bed. When I came in, I took off my gardening gloves and realized I had lost the watch somewhere outside. I went back and carefully checked the area I had been weeding, but no luck. I was so sorry I had lost such a thoughtful gift.

The next day, a package arrived from Amazon. It was the same watch, but silver. "In case we find the other one," Ron explained. What a sweetheart he is, to replace the watch I so carelessly lost.

We adjusted the band to fit my wrist - this time with the aid of a video - and again I noticed the clasp was faulty. In the months that followed it fell off numerous times but I always managed to catch it. I never wore it on errands, only around the house.

Until last week. I wore it outside while shovelling snow. I thought it would be safe under my long-sleeved shirt and snug, wrist-high mittens. But no, when I was indoors afterwards, I pulled back my sleeve to check the time, and the watch was gone.

"Oh, no, not again," I wailed. Ron said he would look for it when he went out to finish clearing the snow, and in the meantime I had plenty of other watches now. Yes, I did, but mentally berated myself for wearing the watch outside. We checked the online reviews for the watch and sure enough, there were several complaints about the clasp.

Two days later Ron found my watch while clearing the driveway, so all's well that ends well. I now put a strip of transparent tape over the band and clasp when I wear the watch, and it hasn't fallen off again.

I know what you're all thinking. I should have been spanked for losing two watches.

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Slap On, Slap Off

Does anyone remember the Clapper? It was a device popular in the 80s, used to turn lights on and off remotely.

It was used in the movie "The Burglars" with Omar Sharif and Diane Cannon in 1973. At approximately the 1 hour 33 minute mark — in case you are interested in checking it out — Diane Cannon's lover slaps her and the lights are now "slap on" and "slap off."


Now there's a butt lamp that you actually need to slap in order to turn it on and off.

It comes packaged like this, but give it a slap and it comes to life.

Designed by Joseph Begley, it can be set to display one of ten different colours (I'd choose red). 

It's handy for when there aren't any real bottoms around to be slapped and you get the urge.

It would be a real joy to have one of these in every room in the house.

Slap on! Slap off! Repeat.

Just in time for Father's Day

Bottoms up! These clever glasses are available at Home Outfitters. Hurry in, while supplies last!


While we're on the subject of that ever-popular beverage, how about a glass that matched Dad's iPad?

A Perfect Fit

I found this hat on sale recently, and had to buy it. The logo is perfect!

The question is, which one of us should wear it? Does it describe my backside, or Ron's expertise in turning it bright red?

Maybe we'll take turns.

Ass Bats

"What do you want for Christmas?" My considerate husband asked me on October 1.

It was too early for me to want to think about all the hassle that accompanies the festive season, never mind the inevitable snow and ice. But one subject is never far from my mind, so I gave him a thoughtful grin and he immediately got the message.

"No ass bats," he declared. "We have more than enough ass bats. They won't all fit in the toy box."

"I was thinking leather. We have enough wood, but we could use more leather."

"We have leather."

"Not much. How about a nice leather paddle?" I was warming to the subject now, and more possibilities came to mind. "I'd like to try a cane. Or a carpet beater would be nice."

I hope Ron is going to write down my helpful suggestions. Maybe I should send him a few links to implement sites and let him know what size and colour would fit my bottom best.
 

Whacked!

This is one of the presents Ron gave me for Christmas. He chose it because of the word "wacky" and says that reminded him of how much I like to be whacked. I hope he thinks the other two adjectives are also appropriate. (how could they not be?)

This is now hanging in a prominent place, so we can both enjoy the reminder, and no vanillites will suspect a thing.

Butts for Sale

Isn't this the cutest spanko bank ever?





And this clock is featured as a "lifestyle gift".

I've only seen the bank and the clock for sale in one location, but scroll down for more items in the "butt" series.










See the complete selection of cute as a button butts here.

What a wonderful line of merchandise for any spanking enterpreneurs reading this.

Coffee, tea, or spanking?

I found these mugs on sale at the grand opening of a china and gift store. They'll be perfect for our morning coffee, or perhaps our bedtime cocoa.

They were designed by a talented Australian artist, Sue Janson. She has an eye for humorous situations, and says, "the tonic of laughter is a universally needed medicine. Without it, the joy of life is lost."

I heartily agree, and I'm glad that she thinks bums are funny.

Here's a closeup of the detail on the mugs. I love the idea of bare bottoms in the kitchen. Do you suppose the thin chef in the middle is also bare behind?

The things you see on television

This product was featured in a television commercial not so long ago. Bumpits? Bum pits? What on earth is a bum pit? Why would I buy one? I have a perfectly good bum of my own. They come as a set of three; perhaps one is a spare, so that you never leave the house without a pair of bums.

But let's look at the rest of the package.



Now it becomes clear. Bumpits are bumps that you bury under your hair to make it look, well, bumpy (but fabulous). The package contains three blond bums bumps, in three different sizes.

Wouldn't that be a fashion statement - wearing a blond bum on your head. But you'd have to buy two packages if you wanted two cheeks of equal size.

Luckily, if you phone in your order within the next 15 minutes, they'll include a second set ABSOLUTELY FREE!

Happy Thoughts

Yesterday I received a flyer in the mail from The Bradford Exchange; it was full of gift ideas for Christmas. I have more than enough dustcatchers knick-knacks around the house, and so do the people I buy gifts for, so I wasn't too interested, but this item caught my eye.



If you have visited Think Pink recently, you will have seen a little cartoon clip of Tinker Bell getting a spanking. This figurine shows Tink eagerly looking forward to another one, don"t you think?

Maybe I have room for just one more pretty ornament in my livingroom.

The Gift that Keeps on Giving

A special gift for that special someone. Sturdy enough to stand up to whatever punishment you might have in mind.

Why not add a message for that personal touch? Try it here.