Saturday, March 23, 2013

Complete the Caption

This is an interesting example of an old black and white photograph that as tinted by hand, in the days before colour film (or Photoshop). A time to relax, or a girl in position, waiting...

It's up to you. Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish your speculations in the next post.

It's not too late to include a question or two that you'd like me to answer. The next Q&A post will appear on Tuesday.

From Hermione's Heart

Friday, March 22, 2013

Friday FAIL

A little something in honour of International Women's Day

Oh, if I could but live another century to see the fruition of all the work for women!" - Susan B. Anthony










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Thursday, March 21, 2013

50 Shades of Fun?

Ron and I were shopping in a large bookstore last week, and I was amused to see a big display of the 50 Shades trilogy just inside the entrance. When would they give those books a rest?

We headed to the children's section to choose a soft, cuddly Easter bunny for our grandson. Ron picked it out, then gave it to me to carry. He was too embarrassed to hold it, but I didn't mind testing its snuggle-ability as I walked. We browsed awhile, and as I walked around the end of a row of shelves, I saw another 50 Shades display. Not again, I though to myself, and turned away..

Ron went closer to take a look. "It's a party game!" he remarked.



"A party game? Really?" Would it come complete with cuffs, rope and ball gag? "I can't imagine anything in that game that we haven't tried," and Ron agreed, laughing.

But I was curious, so the next day I looked it up online. It seems the game isn't particularly naughty; in fact, it's quite tame. Here's how you play it. You invite seven girlfriends over (it's a girly game, not meant for couples as I had first thought) then as each question (vanilla questions, by the way) is read out, each person guesses which other person in the room is the best match for the answer. Examples are:

Who is most likely to have a hidden tattoo?
Who would never make out at the movies?
Who would insist on splitting the bill at a restaurant?

Kinky stuff - NOT!  The women at Huffington Post created a video of playing the game. Their evaluation of it, in the article that accompanies the video, is pretty amusing.



It seems there is an add-on to the game, consisting of 200 "extra spicy" cards to boost the fun potential. Rope not included.

Update: For more 50 Shades of Grey fun, head on over to Lea's Corner. She has pictures and  a video I'd never seen before. You'll love them!

From Hermione's Heart

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Wednesday WIN

Some kinky signs from around the world.


 The price one pays for skiing at an upscale resort




 The happiest place in town




No wait, this is the happiest place in town




 Tote that barge, lift that bale!




 Stop on red for a spanking




 I've posted this picture before, but it's worth a second look




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From Hermione's Heart

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

You asked...



...and I answered. It's Question and Answer month, and here are my answers to the questions you asked me.

Q: How do you keep up with interesting topic ideas to blog about when you post every day?
A: I stay on the lookout for likely subjects for blog posts wherever I go. Some of my material is inspired by television, newspapers, and overheard conversations. It helps to have regular features on several days, so I don't have to think of completely new topics each day.


Q: How much time do you spend looking for the great things you are always posting on our blog?
A: Most of my material comes from email subscriptions to various humorous sites as well as accidental finds on other websites. I'd say I spend about an hour a day just sifting through my emails in search of useable pictures.


Q: What is your favorite flower?
A: I love pansies and violas, with their sweet little faces smiling at me in the spring. For indoor houseplants I like cyclamen and gloxinias best.



Q: What is your favourite game?
A: I would love to try playing a home version of Chopped. It's a cooking show where chefs must create a series of dishes using mystery ingredients. Four contestants begin, but they are "chopped"  one by one after each round, and the last contestant wins the grand prize. I think it would be fun to play at home.


Q: Do you ever get annoyed that spell check doesn't like keeping "u" in words like favourite?
A: Yes. Sometimes there isn't an option to choose the British dictionary. But then, Canadian spelling is a hybrid of both British and American. We add the "u" to words in the British style, but we use the American form of spelling words like "analyze", not  the British "analyse". They haven't come up with a Canadian spellchecker. as far as I know.


Q: Were you spanked at school and do you play on occasions that scenario with Ron?
A: No, girls were never physically punished when I was at school. That was a privelege reserved for naughty boys. Ron and I don't engage in role-play, so that scenario never happens.


Q: What first led you to reading and writing blogs?
A: First I discovered the wonderful world of online spanking sites with Ron's help. Then I accidentally stumbled on one blog, then another, and once I had figured out what blogs were,  I was hooked. It was several months before I left my first comment, but soon I was one of Bonnie's regular visitors. I was thrilled when she asked me to write a guest post and even more thrilled to actually see it in print. I knew then that I wanted to be a blogger too. A few months later, Hermione's Heart was born.


Q: Have and Ron always had a spanking relationship or did one of you initiate it at some point?
A: I told that story on my blog here.


Q: Who would you cast to play you in a movie about your life?
A: Minnie Driver. I loved her in Circle of Friends.



Q: Do you play any type of musical instruments or did you in school?
A: As a child I had a toy glockenspiel that I loved. When i was in high school, folk music had just become popular; I had an acoustic guitar and played songs by Joan Baez and Ian and Sylvia. In university I played alto recorder in an early music ensemble that played Medieval and Renaissance music. Then many years later I started studying piano, and after much hard work, weekly lessons and diligent practice I passed the Grade 8 exam.


Q: If money was no object and you could live anywhere in the world, where would you want to be?
A: Scotland. My grandfather was from Aberdeen, and my heart's in the highlands.


Q: Do you participate in any kind of kink/spanking community IRL?
A: No, that's not our thing. We prefer to keep our spanking within the confines of our home. We aren't social people and would find it difficult participate in an organized group.


Q: Do others in your real life world know about your lifestyle?
A: Nobody knows, as far as I am aware.


Q: Do you switch? If so, Ron is a lucky guy. Not to say that he is not now.
A: I once asked Ron if he wanted me to spank him. His answer was an emphatic "No! I'm the spanker; you're the spankee." We're happy in those roles.


Q: Why don't you post more about your own spankings.
A: I try to do that as often as I can. I think it's important to have something interesting to say,  whether it's about a specific implement, something funny Ron said, or an unusual event. Otherwise it would sound rather repetitious. One spanking is pretty much the same as the next, so I don't want to bore my readers with something that sounds much like what they read the week before. Maybe I need to try to spice things up a bit so I can tell you all about it afterward.


Q: If you could do one thing about your relationship with your husband over again what would it be and why?
A: That's a tough question. Everyone makes mistakes and says or does things they later wish they could take back. But on the whole, I can't look back and see that I took a major wrong turn somewhere.


Q: What do Canadian women call their 'underpants' (knickers, panties, or bloomers)?
A: In advertising fliers and catalogures they are called panties or briefs, but I usually refer to them as underwear.



Q: When did you know Ron was the one for you?
A: It was on the first day of my new job. When we were introduced I remember thinking that I needed to be careful or I would fall for him in a big way. He was exactly my type. It took a while for anything to develop between us, but when it did it was worth waiting for.


Q: Did you have a childhood ambition and did you achieve it?
A: My first ambition was to be a cowboy, but no, I never rode the range. Later I wanted to be a meteorologist because I liked looking at clouds, but that didn't last. I was good at many subjects in school so at university I took a wide range of very different courses. I've always enjoyed writing, so I gues you could say I have achieved my ambition.


Q: Do you find certain foods that you eat, sexually erotic?
A: No, I can't say that I do. I will say that if I'm hungry, sex can wait. Feed me first!


Q: What's the most unusual food you've ever eaten?
A: I suppose what would be considered unusual depends on your point of view. Snails (ho hum), haggis (yummy), tripe (yuck), chia (crunchy).


Q: Do you find Canadians to be more like the British and fond of the cane or more like Americans and fonder of the paddle? And are there a lot of schools (private or otherwise) where the cane was used?
A: Just as they do with grammar and spelling, Canadians tend to take a little from each of those two cultures in spanking. Before corporal punishment was banned, wooden rulers and leather straps were in frequent use both in classrooms and in the principal's office. In some boys' private schools, modeled on English public schools, the teachers used canes.



Q: What makes you happy about blogging and have you made sad experiences as a blogger as well?
A: There are many things about blogging that make me happy, but the one that comes to mind first is being Chrossed. I am also happy that I have made so many good friends in the blogosphere. 

It's very sad when one of our bloggers disappears, and as we all know that happens all too frequently. I was especially sad when Spanking Writers Abel and Haron split up and later divorced. They co-authored a blog for several years, taking turns writing posts. Now Abel carries on alone, and does an admirable job too.


Q: Do you have any kinky things that you would like to try besides spanking?
A: Not really. At one time I might have said yes, but the more online exposure I have to the many other kinks out there, the more I realize that they are not for me. I love spanking, but that's all.


Thank you for all the questions. I'll admit that there were some that surprised me. I'm still taking questions, so it's not too late to ask me anything you're curious about. Leave a comment or email me.

From Hermione's Heart

Monday, March 18, 2013

From the Top Shelf - School Discipline


Today's selection is from The Rule of the Strap by Mary McKenzie, published by Wildfire Books. It is the true account of a former mistress in a school for wayward girls in Scotland in the 1950s. For lovers of the tawse, that traditional Scottish implement of discipline, this story is just for you.

In this extract, Miss Mackenzie has started her first teaching job at a school just outside Glasgow, and has 'qualified', following supervised sessions, to take responsibility for corporal punishment on her own for the first time.

I had tried a cane, and from time to time used one, but apart from the pride afforded me by being able to say I had mastered its use, I seldom had reason not to favour the tawse. The range of tawses available to us allowed us to inflict the desired degree of punishment commensurate with the seriousness of the offence committed. I found a tawse just as punitive as a cane at the time the punishment was inflicted but it did not cause the same long lasting level of distress for a girl which the cane inevitably did. In my experience discomfort lasted hours with the tawse while often the effect of a caning lasted days.

My first turn on punishment duty came after I had completed my first month. Morag had informed Mrs McEwan that I now had enough experience to handle corporal punishment with adequate severity. I made my way to the punishment room carrying both my non-classroom tawses. I was very eager to try my heaviest tawse which I had not yet used. Like all new heavy tawses this strap was very stiff and stood out straight without the hint of a bend. I thought that, given its thickness, this tawse would never become supple.

That first evening three youngsters were on report. All waited in line outside the room and both trustees were also present. I marched into the room and laid both my tawses on the table. "Youngest first!" I ordered and Ann Orr brought in the young reprobate.

"You struck Mrs McGee during physical education this morning, Bridget. What have you to say about that?'

'Ah couldnae help it, Miss! She wouldnae leave me alone cos I could nae do her stupid exercise!" In later years I came to sympathise with young Bridget's views towards Mrs McGee for there were times I felt like hitting her myself. However I was required to take such violence seriously.

"Have you ever struck a teacher before?" I asked.

"No Miss," she muttered.

"I should hope not, and when I have finished with you I don't think you will ever want to again! Now drop your knickers and lie over the horse!"

The girl slid them down and stepped out of them. After she had lain across the horse, her arms were fastened to the straps on the far legs of the horse but, because she was short of stature, her short legs hung freely just off the ground. I lifted her gymslip finding her naked beneath, thus there was no impediment to the work of the strap. In deference to her age I selected my three tailed lighter tawse but felt I should give ten strokes. I thought this would satisfy the offended party and hoped that Mrs McGee would feel that justice had been done. Crack! Thwack! Squeal! From the second stroke on, her yells accompanied my efforts with the tawse. Long before the conclusion tears were visible and she sobbed her heart out when it was all over and she could replace her knickers.

"Don't let me see you in this room ever again!" was my final admonishment.

"Sheila McBride, get in here! Well, girl, what was the fight all about this morning?"

"Darlene McMaster stole my clean knickers from my locker, Miss, and wouldnae give them back!"

I half believed Sheila's story for I had found Darlene a handful in my class and I knew she was one to throw her weight around.

"Well right now girl you won't need ANY knickers! Take off the ones you are wearing and get across that horse!"

She did as I instructed and, Sheila being taller, I fastened her arms and legs to the horse. I took the reformatory grade tawse and gauged my distance. I swung it down and the resultant thwack! in that small room was awesome. The girl yelled and I confined myself to only three more strokes of the same magnitude. When she rose her eyes were damp and she withdrew from the room quietly, walking with some difficulty.

As Sheila left, I heard Darlene say to her, "What have you been saying about me in there? Just you wait!"

"Darlene McMaster, get in here at once!" I shouted "I know all about your behaviour, girl, and you had best decide to mend your ways." I really did not wish to hear any more about who the knickers belonged to and I told her so.

"Four strokes for fighting and four more for making threats!" I announced.

"Oh that's no fair Miss...oh please Miss" The pleading had started but I was in no mood for it.

"Get those knickers off and get across that horse at once, girl!" I ordered. She stepped out of them and did as she was bid, but before I commenced the punishment I looked at the name tag inside the pants, and clearly labeled was the name 'Sheila McBride'. Angered, I did not let up one iota and the eight strokes of the heavy tawse must have been extremely painful. She yelled from the very first, burst into floods of tears, and was a very different young madam by the time I had finished with her.

That ended my first stint on punishment parade, and while invariably the punishments given were harsh, I felt they were justified. I was most impressed by the performance of my 'stiff' reformatory grade implement. It was truly awesome and, over the years, very few girls avoided floods of tears when they received it. I gave between four and twelve strokes of the tawse to girls on report and laid them on very slowly but very hard. The results were dramatic.

Now that is most certainly an implement we need to add to our arsenal.

From Hermione's Heart

Sunday, March 17, 2013

You Completed the Caption

We've been rockin' round the clock this weekend with your captions!


Bob: Okay this is how it's going to happen.... Any questions?

archedone: You have been very naughty and need a long hard spanking.

Country Spanker: Your backside is gonna be the colour of your jacket, lady.

Six of the best: "Tonight my dear. we are going to have a 'spanking good time'. While listening to the Beatles, with Ringo Starr's beat of his drums, I am going to be beating your voluptuous bare BUM most red indeed".

TL Bucko: Look you are my girl and you only go with me. I'm going to give you something to remember that.
Go ahead, I dare you.

Sunnygirl:
Him: Didn't I tell you what would happen if you didn't listen?
Her: Yes and what are you going to do about it?

Lilmisses: Rose bit at her inner cheek as Steve explained, ironically so, how if she played her cards right she could be otk tonight.

Bonnie: "You know I'm not THAT kind of girl..."
"Maybe not, but with a little expert instruction you could be."

Michael:
Grease: The Prequel.
Betty Rizzo: "Danny, you talk about spanking me again and I'll break your effin' arm."
Danny Zuko: "Riz, do you think I'll ever meet a girl who's a spanko like me? Maybe when school ends I'll find some summer loving."

Ronnie:
Him - Hey cupcake, this is how it goes, you, me in the back row of the pictures.
Her - What happens if I say no?

Vfrat25000:
Chuck: I got this idea about a worldwide system where folks can type in and send letters and pictures from one electric device to another.
Petunia: Will you quit worrying about things that will never happen? Let’s go to Uncle Frank’s barn; you owe me my birthday spanking (wink)

Chuck: Hey Babe…I’m not wearing any underwear.
Petunia: Hot Shot, you don’t know diddley squat about romance and your timing stinks. I have to babysit my sister in five minutes. I hope you get a rash!

Chuck: The grease in my hair is starting to make my head itch and it’s starting to melt. It must 100 degrees in the shade and I’m wearing a leather jacket. I’m a respected Surgeon. This is embarrassing. I hope none of my patients see me.
Petunia: I’m losing the mood Chuck!
Chuck: I’m sorry.

Chuck: “Hey sweetheart, why don’t you ditch Geometry class and take a little ride in the country with me. I am meeting my gang in Estherville for a few beers.”
Petunia: “Oh if I do I might get a spanking……Oh well…I’ll do it anyway”
Chuck: “Oh this is going to be GREAT!”

Chuck: I think I will wear these jeans and leather coat to the prom. What do you think?
Petunia: I think I need a different date for the prom.

CAPTION SHORT STORY (I thought for fun I would write a small “very short story caption” from this scene)

What did your Dad say about you getting in after midnight last night?
I am kind of worried. He said if it happens again I will have trouble sitting down.
Trouble sitting down, what was he talking about?
I don’t know for sure but I think he might have meant I would get a spanking.
(Laughing) That’s hilarious. You are eighteen years old and graduate in two months.
I know but he looked pretty serious. I am not sure I want to find out if he was kidding.
Oh come on Patty. Everybody is getting together Saturday at Miller’s Lake for a party. I understand Billy is bringing a keg.
I don’t think I should. I have no idea what is like to be spanked and I SURE DON’T want find out!
Chicken….! Come on…It’ll be a blast!
All right! I’ll be there. He couldn’t possibly have been serious about spanking me!

Bea: What's your name, little girl, what's your name?

Dr. Ken:
She: "Yeah, I've got matches, but I'm not lending them to you and there's nothing you can do about it!"
He: "Wanna bet?"

Bobbie Jo: So, I was thinkin' Amy, maybe we could go to the malt shop and talk a while. Then we can go to that place we like so well at the park. I will see to it you never pull another little prank like you did to the guys the other day.
Ah, come on, Jerry. It wasn't a real skunk. Just my cat painted like one.

Ricky: What is a "rock"?
Someone who is very hard.

Sir Wendel Jones: 
Rizzo: Come up to my place and I’ll show you MY leather.

Kenickie: After your spanking we can practice the hand jive.


Hermione: Danny knew Sandy was the girl of his dreams when he found out her safeword was "Grease".

Happy St. Patrick's Day!



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