Sunday, March 17, 2013

You Completed the Caption

We've been rockin' round the clock this weekend with your captions!

Bob: Okay this is how it's going to happen.... Any questions?

archedone: You have been very naughty and need a long hard spanking.

Country Spanker: Your backside is gonna be the colour of your jacket, lady.

Six of the best: "Tonight my dear. we are going to have a 'spanking good time'. While listening to the Beatles, with Ringo Starr's beat of his drums, I am going to be beating your voluptuous bare BUM most red indeed".

TL Bucko: Look you are my girl and you only go with me. I'm going to give you something to remember that.
Go ahead, I dare you.

Him: Didn't I tell you what would happen if you didn't listen?
Her: Yes and what are you going to do about it?

Lilmisses: Rose bit at her inner cheek as Steve explained, ironically so, how if she played her cards right she could be otk tonight.

Bonnie: "You know I'm not THAT kind of girl..."
"Maybe not, but with a little expert instruction you could be."

Grease: The Prequel.
Betty Rizzo: "Danny, you talk about spanking me again and I'll break your effin' arm."
Danny Zuko: "Riz, do you think I'll ever meet a girl who's a spanko like me? Maybe when school ends I'll find some summer loving."

Him - Hey cupcake, this is how it goes, you, me in the back row of the pictures.
Her - What happens if I say no?

Chuck: I got this idea about a worldwide system where folks can type in and send letters and pictures from one electric device to another.
Petunia: Will you quit worrying about things that will never happen? Let’s go to Uncle Frank’s barn; you owe me my birthday spanking (wink)

Chuck: Hey Babe…I’m not wearing any underwear.
Petunia: Hot Shot, you don’t know diddley squat about romance and your timing stinks. I have to babysit my sister in five minutes. I hope you get a rash!

Chuck: The grease in my hair is starting to make my head itch and it’s starting to melt. It must 100 degrees in the shade and I’m wearing a leather jacket. I’m a respected Surgeon. This is embarrassing. I hope none of my patients see me.
Petunia: I’m losing the mood Chuck!
Chuck: I’m sorry.

Chuck: “Hey sweetheart, why don’t you ditch Geometry class and take a little ride in the country with me. I am meeting my gang in Estherville for a few beers.”
Petunia: “Oh if I do I might get a spanking……Oh well…I’ll do it anyway”
Chuck: “Oh this is going to be GREAT!”

Chuck: I think I will wear these jeans and leather coat to the prom. What do you think?
Petunia: I think I need a different date for the prom.

CAPTION SHORT STORY (I thought for fun I would write a small “very short story caption” from this scene)

What did your Dad say about you getting in after midnight last night?
I am kind of worried. He said if it happens again I will have trouble sitting down.
Trouble sitting down, what was he talking about?
I don’t know for sure but I think he might have meant I would get a spanking.
(Laughing) That’s hilarious. You are eighteen years old and graduate in two months.
I know but he looked pretty serious. I am not sure I want to find out if he was kidding.
Oh come on Patty. Everybody is getting together Saturday at Miller’s Lake for a party. I understand Billy is bringing a keg.
I don’t think I should. I have no idea what is like to be spanked and I SURE DON’T want find out!
Chicken….! Come on…It’ll be a blast!
All right! I’ll be there. He couldn’t possibly have been serious about spanking me!

Bea: What's your name, little girl, what's your name?

Dr. Ken:
She: "Yeah, I've got matches, but I'm not lending them to you and there's nothing you can do about it!"
He: "Wanna bet?"

Bobbie Jo: So, I was thinkin' Amy, maybe we could go to the malt shop and talk a while. Then we can go to that place we like so well at the park. I will see to it you never pull another little prank like you did to the guys the other day.
Ah, come on, Jerry. It wasn't a real skunk. Just my cat painted like one.

Ricky: What is a "rock"?
Someone who is very hard.

Sir Wendel Jones: 
Rizzo: Come up to my place and I’ll show you MY leather.

Kenickie: After your spanking we can practice the hand jive.

Hermione: Danny knew Sandy was the girl of his dreams when he found out her safeword was "Grease".

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

From Hermione's Heart


WendelJones said...

Happy St. Paddy's Day Hermione!

sixofthebest said...

Hermione Happy St. Patrick's Day. If your bare bottom is red, and your panties are green, You've been spanked Hermione, just like an Irish Colleen.

kiwigirliegirl said...

great the comments :) so very funny all of them