You Completed the Caption

Oh oh! Someone's in trouble. Here's what you said:


Archedone: I asked you both to clean the house and instead you just sat and did nothing. I'll teach you to do as you are told, now both of you bare your bottoms and bend over with your hands on the sofa, you are both getting spanked with the belt, and when I'm done you will clean the house or get more spanking.

Billy: "And no rubbing," she scolded at her charges who now stood red-bottomed in opposite corners. She thought to herself how much better her hairbrush worked than singing songs now that they had become rebellious teenagers. "Spoonful of sugar, my arse," she thought.

Del Fonte: Remember my bag? There's not just a hat stand in my bag, there are lots of other things too...

Tim: Super Nanny Spanks Delicious if children are atrocious!

SirQs mlb: When will she learn? OK, over the bed, just seven of my best with the cane will help the lesson be learned. The spoonful of sugar is for the wee laddies.

Anon: "The Look" said it all, I stood there bare from the waist down, crying and rubbing.

Banjo: "In this case, young man, I think a taste of leather - not sugar - is the best medicine for YOU!"

R&K: A spoon full of sugar, I don't think so.....a mouthful of soap and a severe canning, most definitely...

Vfrat25000:
Why is that woman dressed as Mary Poppins?
That’s not a woman, that’s Brian from Alpha Theta Delta Fraternity. Its Pledge week!
Oh…OK…You know he does make into a nice looking lady and that Mary Poppins costume is real kinky... I wonder if he has plans for Saturday night?

Oh wow! What a night! Why am I dressed up as Mary Poppins?
(A Friend….Well it sorted started like this….)
Ohhhhh Myyyyyy…..That is AWESOME!

Does this extremely tight, hot, itchy, woolen children’s fairy tale outfit make my butt look fat?

Dad, why is Mom dressed as Mary Poppins and for that matter why are you dressed as Captain Hook?
Oh hi kids. I thought you guys were going to be at Grandma’s house all afternoon!

Super-califragi-spanka-licious

Mary don’t get your bloomers in a bunch or we might add a spanking scene to this movie! Well throw out the sugar and use that spoon for whole other purpose!

Joey: "Joey, Joey! I see what you are doing! I cannot believe how naughty you are reading all those spanking blogs with photos of females with their knickers around their feet. Bend over your desk and drop your pants right now! And, your knickers. I want your bottom to match the color of your face, a bright red."

Loki Darksong: "Well! I see that this will require more than a spoonful of a sugar. And an entirely different kind of medicine!"

Six of the best: "Nanny," said the master of the household, "I expected you to behave like an adult. But you acted like a spoiled child. So you will be treated like one. Namely you will now be corporally chastised like one. On your bare bottom. Do you understand?"

Kim B: with a spoonful of sugar to help the paddling go on paddling go on paddling go on in the most delightful way!

Young Lady: After "crossing the pond" Mary realized that while English children responded better to "A spoonful of sugar". American brats needed a taste of something completely different to make the "attitudes go down".

Ricky: This Nanny stuff is for the birds. I wanna be naughty too!

Sir Wendel Jones: Now, spankings for all.

Hmmph. Nanny McPhee hasn’t got anything on me.
I can whip your bottom without spilling my tea.

GaryNTboy: Practically perfect in every way? I don't think so Miss Poppins, I must show you the practice of spanking, now come here and bend over my knee.

Tiffany: Oh you are in so much trouble!

Ronnie: "No you wont be having a spoonful of sugar - now bend and drop those trousers Michael."

Mary would make sure Bert's bottom was as red as his nose.

Simon: Telling Nanny to go fly a kite was only ever going to have one outcome.
 
Terri: This time, Mary decided, it was Mr Banks who was due for a taste of her unique ways of changing attitudes and behaviours...until she saw just how effective switching the spoonful of sugar for a wooden spoon was. Mrs Banks was promptly taught how to cut and clean a switch and fashion a governess birch, amongst other tricks of the trade. And Mary made a mental note to keep those tricks in reserve for if Jane and Michael became particularly uncontrollable... but for now, she would stick to her normal regime with them.

Hermione: From the look on Nanny's face, Bert knew that he had sung "Chim Chim, Che-ree" one too many times.


That was enlightening! I hope you all enjoyed it as much as I did. Have a safe, sane and consensual week, everyone!

Complete the Caption

Nanny looks very unhappy. What have those naughty boys and girls been up to? How will she deal with them?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish your notes of repentance in the next post.

Friday FAIL

Today's FAILs are real cartoons from many years ago when spanking was common in comic strips and books. I have called them FAILs because some images involve children being spanked. Nobody thought anything of it at the time, but of course nowadays it is not only frowned upon but even illegal in some countries.

Proceed at your own risk.

Three Word Meme

While wandering through the archives of some of my favourite blogs, I found this three word meme.
The idea is to use exactly three words to answer each of the questions, so here goes.

1. Where is your cell phone?  What cell phone?
2. Boyfriend/girlfriend?  Husband is enough
3. Hair?  Only hairdresser knows
4. Your mother?  Don't go there
5. Your father?  Never knew him
6. Your favorite item(s)?  iPad, waffle iron
7. Your dream last night?  It involved spanking
8. Your favorite drink?  Chilled white wine
9. Your dream guy/girl?  Doctor Martin Ellingham
10. The room you are in?  My husband's study
11. Your fear?  Death and taxes
12. What do you want to be in 10 years?  Just as healthy
13. Who did you hang out with last night?  Four family members
14. What are you not?  Brave and adventurous
15. What's outside your window?  Chickadees at feeder
16. One of your wish list items?  A cell phone
17. What time is it?  Seven eleven exactly
18. The last thing you did?  Fed the dogs
19. What are you wearing?  Sleep shirt, leggings
20. Your favorite book?  Miss Read series
21. The last thing you ate?  Cheese and apple
22. Your life?  Is a joy
23. Your mood?  Raring to go
24. Your car?  A white Vibe
25. What are you doing at this moment?  Writing this meme
26. Your summer?  Lots of gardening
27. Travel plans?  Museums, historical sites
28. What is on your TV screen?  It's not on
29. Last time you cried?  I can't remember
30. School?  Never too old

Please feel free to try it yourself and share it with other bloggers.

Wednesday WIN

Some inspirational poetry, and the pictures that provided that inspiration.

 What a lovely sentiment. I would never remove those magnets from my fridge.

 Ballet classes are more fun when you're in the second row.

 How indeed?

X-ray vision, no goggles necessary.

She's prepared to be spanked by two robots...huh?

From the Top Shelf - The Gambler

If you haven't visited Cassie's blog, you are in for a real treat. Cassie is the alter ego of longtime blogger and hostess of the popular Friday Fantasy, PK. Cassie's Space is entirely fictional, and recounts the continuing escapades of naughty Cassie and her long-suffering and strict husband Tom. This is a snippet from my favourite story.

it seems that at one time Cassie had a gambling problem. Once she discovered the excitement of visiting the local casino, she was unable to stop. She concealed her visits from he husband, knowing full well that it was wrong to do so, but her habit got the better of her. Until, that is, they decided to take a cruise with four other couples. Late one evening, the rest of the group decided to visit the on-board casino. Tom and Cassie retired to their cabin, but Cassie couldn't sleep. I'll let her tell you what happened next.

At 1:30, I could no longer stand it. I suppose that sanity completely left me because I stole out of bed, slipped back on my evening dress, and headed for the casino. I’m not sure if I really thought that I could get away with it or not, but I had a vague idea that if I was back by 4:00 AM, it just might work.

Casinos just have an excitement to them, a pulse of their own. I got a drink and sat down at the slot machines. Soon I was completely absorbed. But I wasn’t completely crazy. I actually did keep a close eye on the time. I was playing and winning and loving it when, just a bit after 3:00 AM, I looked up to see the most terrifying sight I have ever seen in my life. Tom was standing in the doorway, wearing his pajamas and robe, holding the ivory hairbrush. We all know that clenching, tingling feeling you get when you know you are going to get a spanking and you know that there is nothing you can do about it. Well, this wasn’t that feeling. I felt like I had just grabbed a live wire! Every fiber of my being was in panic mode. My mind just went black with dread. I knew that Tom meant to spank me right there in front of friends and strangers alike.

Tom walked straight to me and said “Cassie, you shouldn’t be here.” I wanted to say something, anything to get him to take me out of there and back to the room. I didn’t care what he did as long as it wasn't in the casino! But I couldn’t say a word. I felt paralyzed. Tom pulled out one of the gambling stools and without wasting a moment, I was over his knee. You need to see the whole picture here. I was a grown women, mid-thirties, beautifully dressed, hair and make-up immaculate, with my bottom suddenly served up over my husband’s lap like that of a naughty child -- in front of a room full of people, including my best friends!

He wasted no time. The first lick made me cry out (something I rarely did), but I don’t think that I have ever been spanked so hard. The man’s aim was perfect, right where leg and bottom meet. Every stroke landed at this spot on one side or the other. I had never had a spanking that caused a burn like this. This was probably one of my shortest spankings, not more than 20 or 25 licks. But Babe Ruth would have been proud of every swing!

When Tom was finished he stood me up. I was way past embarrassment. I was mortified and I didn’t know whether to cover my face or grab my bottom. Sheer pain decided for me as I grabbed my rear and tried to get some relief. Tom, you just have to know Tom, turned to our friends and said casually, “We’ll say goodnight now.” He took my hand and led me from the casino. Tears blurred my vision, but I have the fleeting memory of the women in the room with their eyes big as saucers, hands covering their mouths, and the men I saw seemed to be trying to suppress grins.

In the elevator alone with Tom, I did cover my face and cried. He took my hand again as we got to our floor and he lead me to the room. We went directly to the bedroom where he sat me on the bed. I leapt to my feet again because of the pain, but he firmly made me sit. He gently took my chin in his hand and made me look up at him. He looked me in the eye and said “Cassie that was the last time you are ever going to gamble. If I ever catch you in a casino again we will have a repeat performance of tonight. If I ever find out that you have been somewhere to gamble I will take you back to that place and wear you out in front of everyone. That’s a promise. So when you find yourself tempted again, you think about tonight, and see if you think that it will be worth it.”

...When I awoke the next morning Tom was already dressed. He came over and kissed me and told me to get ready. We were meeting the others for brunch. I assumed he was out of his mind. I had no intention of leaving the room until we docked and then I was going out with the luggage. Tom had other ideas. He told me that we had planned this vacation with our friends and we had another four days, and that I would take part in all activities. I begged. I cried. I just couldn’t face a dinning room of people who knew!

In the end, I went with him to the dinning room. What choice did I have? Everyone should have the experience of having an entire room go silent when you enter. But, believe me, once is enough. The silence that fell over the dinning room as we came through the door was proof that every passenger and probably the crew from captain to cabin boy knew what had happened in the casino... But I held my head high and walked with Tom to the table. I did not let anything register on my face as I sat as gingerly as I could. My friends were wonderful and kept a nice casual conversation going all through breakfast.

Read the full story here.

From the Top Shelf - Take Another Look

Can you guess the nationality of this bottom?

American?


Cuban?


Swiss?


Spanish?


French?


Italian?







All  wrong. It's  POLISH!




Don't  believe me?


 

Take another look.

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