Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Rule 34 Expanded

Did you know that there are 100 rules of the internet? Out of all of them, Rule 34 seems to generate the most attention.

What is Rule 34? If something exists, it can be looked at in a sexual way.

I never realized it before, but it occurs to me that the philosophy of this blog is an extension of Rule 34: if it exists, it has something to do with spanking. I propose that this be called Rule 34s.

All in favour, say "Ow."

From Hermione's Heart


wordsmith said...

Funny! :D

ronnie said...

"Ow". LOL, yes fun post Hermione, thanks.


Hermione said...

Wordsmith - Thanks!

Ronnie - I'm glad you're on board with this one!


Anonymous said...

In your picture at the bottom, I think Gumby is about to smack that ass!

Shall we call this rule 34a?

Karl Friedrich Gauss

findingsara said...

"Ow"! Kinda Freudian, right?

joeyred51 said...

"Ow." Very funny.

Meow said...

Ow! This rule applies to everyday life, right, not just the internet? (grin)

Dave Wolfe said...


And it is clear that Rule 34s has been in effect here for some time, as evidenced by your Seussian Pastiche in the upper right corner.

Speaking of upper rights, Karl is correct, Gumby is pretending to vote, but actually about to spank Pokey. That is either "furry" or "cosplay," both of which I learned about on the Interwebs from a cat.

By the way, if you combine the "C" and the "L" in "Clokey" and turn it around and upside down, it makes a "P," which proves Pokey was always Art Clokey in disguise. He got the idea of entering his own created world from the theology of his earlier work on "Davey and Goliath." I have typed it and put it on the Web, it is now true.

bree512 said...

Ow! I always loved Gumby and Pokey.
Gumby never spanked Pokey, but I am pretty sure I remember Gumby being spanked. Not sure if it was Pokey that spanked Gumby or whether it was Gumby's father.

Gumby was always getting into trouble. Pokey, on the other hand, was a good friend. He would always try to talk Gumby out of doing the mischief things Gumby was about to do. Gumby never listened.

It's amazing Gumby didn't get spanked more often.

I wish I had a friend like Pokey. Sigh.

Sorry, for the Gumby and Pokey ramble.

Hermione said...

Karl - That was why I chose that particular picture; I thought so too.

Sara - Yes, just a bit!

Joey - Thanks.

Meow - Yes, pretty much!

Dave - Yes, that's right. Dr Seuss came in very handy here.

That's interesting about Pokey being Clokey's alter ego. Who knew!

Bree - My gosh, you're a real fan of them! I always loved Pokey cuz he was a pony, otherwise I don't remember much about Gumby.


Erica said...


I used to play with Gumby all the time.

Dave, fascinating. And here I thought "Pokey" was about something sexual. ;-)

Hermione said...

Erica - I saw a Gumby in a gift shop window today. Something tells me I'm going to go back tomorrow!

Pokey - sexual? Rule 34!!


kiwigirliegirl said...

I really have no idea who Gumby and Pokey are but looks funny :)

Hermione said...

Kiwi - They are animated clay figures and were a popular children's TV show years ago.


Anonymous said...

Who knew that "Rule 34" was also "a pervy technothriller":

Karl Friedrich Gauss

Hermione said...

Karl - Who knew indeed! Thanks.


Daisychain said...

OWWWWWWWW! Brilliant! xxxxxxx

(lol, my captcha for this is "booterib" wish it had been "booterass"!!!

Hermione said...

Daisy - "Booterass" would have been so cool!