Reality TV and Spanking

Wouldn't it be funny if, during an episode of a reality show, the participants unexpectedly discovered that TTWD goes on?

Maybe on an episode of Hoarders, the declutterers uncover a stash of spanking implements beneath the piles of old newspapers.

"I wondered where those paddles had got to. What? Yes, I do need thirty, as a matter of fact."

Or perhaps on House Hunters, the couple looking for a larger house is shown that special room on the third floor. Pity the poor real estate agent trying to sell this property.

"Er, yes, this furniture is a little unusual. The straps are probably removable.  I'm not sure why they have those chains hanging from the ceiling, but you can easily covert this space into... Come to think of it, I guess this is the Master suite.

I actually saw a similar scene on a show in which the adult children arrange for their parents to go out of town, then hire a team to renovate and update their old-fashioned home. The children and decorators were in their parents' bedroom, and the son reached under the bed and pulled out a container.

"Oops!" he said, and slid the box back under. We never found out what secrets were stored inside, but my guess is their spanking secret was exposed along with the dust bunnies!