Saturday, July 16, 2011

Complete the Cowboy Caption

After riding the range all day, what prompted this young wrangler to discipline his blonde companion?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment, and I'll round them up and publish them in my next post.

From Hermione's Heart

16 comments:

Bonnie said...

"I'm really over a barrel this time!"

Simon(e) said...

Hermione really regretted complaining that her new draws made her bottom feel cold.

Season said...

She shouldn't have laughed at him for being saddle sore after his day on the range. Naughty girl!

sixofthebest said...

She said,"Last night I said I have a 'splitting headache'. Not getting into my 'splitting bloomer's" He said. "Spanks-a-lot".

findingsara said...

He's a cowboy. They're an ornery bunch. End of story!

Red said...

You forgot to purchase the Harry Potter tickets for the premiere showing....now you will watch a later performance standing

Meow said...

Darlin', I told you I wanted "rump roast" when I got home!

ronnie said...

"I told you before you never handle a horse like you did today and I hope this spanking will be a reminder."

Enjoy your weekend Hermione.

Love,
Ronnie
xxmisig

A. Lurker said...

How many times do I have to tell you? When we're home on the range, I don't want you playing with the antelopes, dear!!!

Daisychain said...

"I am just going to spank you hard like this daily for a couple of weeks; that will get your bottom toughened up so riding will be a breeze..."

bree512 said...

Male: I warned you about what would happen if you threw my favorite hat into the river!

End caption, but let's continue the story....

Male: And this is for me having to chase it all the way down river for hours!

Narrator: Poor Tops. They are always getting their clothes and accesories all wet. (Smirk)

Female: I didn't throw it in the river. A gust of wind suddenly came up and wrenched it from my hand.

Male: Oh really! There was no wind young lady. You should not have taken it anyway. Now the hat is ruined. I can't wear it because it is all bent out of shape and has a hole in it from it being torn by the rocks.

Female: I didn't mean for that to happen. I only wanted to try the hat on. Really!

Male: That maybe so, but you will have to suffer the consequences of your actions. I am going to spank you until your bottom is a size bigger than your bloomers. On second thought, maybe two sizes since these are split-back bloomers.

Female: No! I don't see why I have to be spanked for just trying to have some fun.

Male: Mischief is more like it. Your red glowing bottom will be on display for all to see. Everyone will see what a naughty, disobedient brat you really are.

Female: I am not a brat! You are so mean! Ouch!

Narrator: Tsk! Tsk! This sounds like it is going to be a long hard spanking. Just the way she likes it. Giggles.

Lea said...

He's saying "I'd be happy to re-create your favorite scene from McClintock!"

Kingspan said...

What do you get when you cross "Oklahoma" with "Kiss Me, Kate"?

Anonymous said...

This will teach you not to play around with my six-shooter!

SPANKEDHORTIC II said...

Spanker sings "Don't try to understand em, just bend and rope and spank em, Raw Hide"

Prefectdt

MyMask said...

The wrangler comes in and says, "Hermoine, I told you that if you did not have your indoor chores done, before I finished mine, this is what was going to happen. Now go find me a switch."