It's not all fun and games on the beach, as your captions will prove.
Six of the best: The lifeguard says. "Be she young, or be she old. If she doe's not do
what she is told. I'll take down her knickers and spank her".
Leigh: He looks quite able to administer a darn good tanning.
js666: Lifeguard? No, I can't even swim. I'm just here to administer a sound
spanking to any brazen hussy who shows her ankle. According to my
instructions, I am to turn them over my knee and pull their skirts up.
Guess this is my chance to find out if it's true that females really do
have bottoms -- at least the shameless ones, anyway.
Ronnie: Look at me I'm a lifeguard but Donald had no idea what a lifeguard does.
Kingspan: Many women came to his beach that summer hoping to get tanned.
Hermione: Rupert was having a very trying day. He had just administered the fifth spanking of the day. No one seemed to be observing the "Ankles must be covered at all times" rule. (Sorry, js666, I seem to have stolen your idea, but I didn't peek at your caption before I wrote mine - honest!)
For more refreshing banter, please stay for brunch, served on the patio in a few hours.