Friday Fail

Let's draw the blinds, close the bedroom door, and talk about that once-taboo subject (shhh!) - masturbation.

As long as they aren't getting hairy, she's okay

Hmmm, what could that be?

I would love to learn how. It would be very useful in long, boring meetings.

Caught!

Self-pleasure in progress

Elephants can't read signs

For more pleasure that you don't have to do in secret, Complete the Caption.