Thursday, May 12, 2016

Complete the Caption

What do you make of this vignette? A well-dressed lady is chatting with a dapper gentleman. But what's that in her hand? Could it be that a spanking is in someone's near future?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish your submissions on Saturday.
From Hermione's Heart


Anonymous said...

Seeing that item in your hand is making me a little nervous. I had a girl friend that had one and she applied it to my bare bottom. The way you are looking at me leads me to think you want to apply it to my bottom and I agree I probably need it if that is your intention.

Anonymous said...

It looks to me like the gentleman is trying to explain himself, talk himself out of whatever trouble he's gotten himself into. From her countenance though, I doubt that's going to happen. Instead I think he'll find himself with a red bottom.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Lady Frances, I know you’ve used that on your previous husbands, which is exactly why they are your previous husbands. What you need is a husband who will stand up to you and give you what you need and not just what you want. So, in this household the husband will give the spankings and the wife will take them. So, you can either hand that to me or I can take it from you. Either way, you are going to end up across my lap and I am going to tan your bare bottom. To what degree, is up to you!

Anonymous said...

I would love to marry you, but there is something you need to know about me before I can accept you proposal. You see, while I come across as a stiff and frosty lady, I am, at heart, a very passionate woman who wants to do very naughty things with her husband but feels extremely guilty for having such impure thoughts. So, I will only marry a man who is willing to put me over his knee and use this to punish me for my prurient desires by warming my bottom until I beg for mercy, but who will then take advantage of the fire he has ignited in my private parts by forcing me to do unspeakable things to satisfy his husbandly pleasures. Are you the right man for such a task?

sixofthebest said...

She said "To-night you promised to take down my bloomers and spank that bare bottom of mine' Blushing red" He said. He said. "Yes, my darling wife. Yes, painfully, deliciously rouge".

Baxter said...

Ok Elizabeth, let me get this right. You want me to take you over my knee and spank your bottom with that hairbrush?
Yes Charles, I am a woman and therefore naturally naughty and need regular spankings.
Well Elizabeth, I am definitely interested in carrying through on your desire and need.
Good Charles and when you are sufficiently done warming my bottom, I want you to have your way with me because when my bottom is hot, the rest of me is even hotter.

WendelJones said...

Two shillings for a lick’n? Sign me up, tis a bargain at half the price.

Kingspan said...

-- Sure is hot today, Miss. Don't you think we'd be more comfortable if we removed some of our clothing?
-- Oh, I'll be removing some of your clothing, to be sure. But I doubt that you will be comfortable when I do.

ronnie said...

Sir, I have no idea who you are or what you are talking about so I suggest you move on before I call the constable.


Anonymous said...

Her: Sir, I've been thinking about our upcoming wedding night. My mother has informed me that I am to remain stoic as I perform my wifely duties, but that I should not enjoy it. My friends, however, tell me a very different story about what happens between a man and a woman, and they say that the best way for a husband to handle a frigid wife is to put her across his lap and spank her bare bottom until it is red hot because doing so will unleash a fire in her that will consume them both. So I bought you this hairbrush as my wedding gift to you in the hope that you will spank me with it as often as is necessary to ensure I am a good wife to you.
Him: Well, I don't know about you, but just thinking about spanking that beautiful bottom of yours has already got me revved up and ready to go. How about we go try out that hairbrush, just to make sure it works?
Her: Oh, yes. I think we should do that right now. I'd hate to find out on our wedding night that it was defective.

Anonymous said...

Lady Penelope: Well, Mr. Hardy, I thought I made it very clear last night after I slapped your face that I never wanted to see you again. However, my lady’s maid delivered your message that you wanted to apologize and suggested I owed you that much. She also presented me with this hairbrush, which she said was a gift from you, and said I was to bring it with me because there was something special about it you wanted to show me. When I asked her what that might be, she just giggled and told me I’d find out. Well, here I am.
Mr. Hardy: Yes, Lady Penelope, there is something very special about that hairbrush, and if you’ll give it to me, I’ll be glad to show you. You see, if you hold it this way, it works wonders at keeping a woman’s hair in place, but if you turn it over, like this, and you apply it to a different part of of a woman’s anatomy, it works wonders at keeping her in place.
Lady Penelope: Mr. Hardy, I do not understand at all what you are saying. I thought I came here so you could apologize for your behavior last night.
Mr. Hardy: Yes, Lady Penelope, I did want to apologize for last night. I’m very sorry I didn’t put you over my knee and spank you for acting like such a spoiled brat … but I’m going to make up for that right now.
Lady Penelope: Mr. Hardy, you wouldn’t dare!
Mr. Hardy (yanking Lady Penelope up, placing her across his lap and landing the hairbrush on her upturned bottom): Yes, Lady Penelope, I would.
Lady Penelope: Oooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww!