Thursday, May 26, 2016

Complete the Caption

The weather is really warming up now and it feels almost like summer. There's no rain in the forecast, so let's go to the beach and check out the handsome lifeguard. What will he do if someone disobeys one of the posted rules?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish your suggestions on Saturday - I promise!
From Hermione's Heart


sixofthebest said...

The lifeguard says. "Be she young, or be she old. If she doe's not do what she is told. I'll take down her knickers and spank her".

Aimless Rambling said...

He looks quite able to administer a darn good tanning.

js666 said...

Lifeguard? No, I can't even swim. I'm just here to administer a sound spanking to any brazen hussy who shows her ankle. According to my instructions, I am to turn them over my knee and pull their skirts up. Guess this is my chance to find out if it's true that females really do have bottoms -- at least the shameless ones, anyway.

ronnie said...

Look at me I'm a lifeguard but Donald had no idea what a life guard does.


Kingspan said...

Many women came to his beach that summer hoping to get tanned.