Thursday, October 12, 2017

Finish this Sentence

Unfinished sentences always inspire me in many ways. How many endings can you think of for this dangling phrase?

My dream job is...

Leave your suggestions as a comment. On Saturday I will publish your completed sentences and we'll have some enjoyable reading.
From Hermione's Heart

11 comments:

Dave said...

... reading this blog! [I'm (finally) retired!]

kdpierre said...

.....being an established movie, literary, political, and social critic...............who designs sets for horror movies on the side!

Hands63 said...

Host of “The Bachelorette “.

Michael M said...

Captain of a superyacht.

Dave said...

... getting paid to drink beer.

Anonymous said...

My dream job is ... being The Lone Spanker, a man who travels the world and administers spankings to naughty women who think they're too old to be spanked but are desperately in need of being taken across a gentleman's lap and soundly paddled on their bare bottoms.

My dream job is ... being a spanking therapist who specializes in teaching older couples the benefits of male partners administering sound spankings to their wayward female partners.

My dream job is ... being a writer.

Anonymous said...

My Dream job is ... being a teacher. Teaching children is good - teaching adults is even better and it is what I have my BS degree in. But I am not doing that now. Maybe one day again...

jack

Sir Wendel Jones said...
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Sir Wendel Jones said...

My dream job is being a Walt Disney World Character making kids and grown-ups smile.

js666 said...

Punishment Master iat a girls' school. Someone once wrote in to a teenage advice column about being sent to the "punishment master" at her all-girls school -- some guy whose full-time job it is to administer spankings to teenage girls. Yeah right.

Anonymous said...

My dream job would be to be a sports announcer. But this thread reminded me of a incident on a job. Working near Nashville 12 years ago, in Finance, an ice cream shop owner nearby is discovered to have spanked female employees who were about 20. Our boss teases staff that he and another VP decided to add spanking (joking) as tool when female staff mess up. One of My colleagues is a very pretty terrific lady-as he tells her (she is laughing) I'm thinking looking at her "But I thought I'm your "right hand" man.." If she knew what I thought, she'd kill me.