Thursday, October 5, 2017

Complete the Caption

I love to look at Hogarth's paintings and imagine what really went on behind closed doors.  This painting is like a snapshot - imagine posing for hours in the lady's position! Something is definitely up with these three. What is their relationship, and why does the gentleman on the right look exhausted?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment, and I will publish your critiques on Saturday.
From Hermione's Heart


WendelJones said...

Lady Lucinda threw another tantrum in hopes of getting spanked but alas Lord Whilminton was too tire to do so.

Dave said...

What a party that was! We really raised the roof - Whoop, Whoop!

Anonymous said...

Exuberant lady: "See, guys? Girls can 'manspread' too!"

Man on left: "Oh these are terrible times indeed."

Anonymous said...

I can barely handle two women, but three! Someday they’ll invent a little blue pill.

Baxter said...

man on right: lady, that is the pose but you are supposed to be lying over my lap, not sitting up.
lady: well, that might be more comfortable, but what would I be doing over your lap, pray tell?
man on right: you would be getting a spanking on you plump bottom, of course.
lady: well good, I have been wanting one for quite a while.
man on right: and when I get done spanking you, the other guy gets to spank you as well.
lady: wow, spanked by two men. my lucky day

ronnie said...

Captain, oh my, what was that, Fredrick you're listening, can you hear what's going on in Sir Henry's study.


Katie said...

"Oh my stars and garters!! I had a feeling that there would be trouble ahead when those two polished off the third bottle of champagne. It's a damn good thing that Phillip is out like a light, or he'd be lighting up Abigail's bottom. Though I have a feeling that she may find herself up-ended tomorrow anyway. A sorry end to our fun party!"

Have a great weekend, Hermione! Many hugs,

<3 Katie

Anonymous said...

As their servant called for the next contestant to take on Lady Penelope in a spanking contest she celebrated her victory over a worn out and dejected Lord Charles, once again having demonstrated that her bottom could withstand more than any man was capable of delivering.

Dr. Ken said...

Man on the left: "Well--judging by your reaction, madam, and by the way you, sir are sitting, I think I can safely say that you enjoyed that spanking erotica story that I just read to you!"