A Spameme

Here's another meme from Bonnie's archives.
1. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? - Night
2. On which side of the bed do you sleep? - The right side
3. Pork, beef, or chicken? - Chicken
4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? - Once when I was carsick.
5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? - Just a minute while I take them off and put them on.
Right.
6. Candles or incense? - Candles
7. Do you dance when no one is watching? - Sometimes
8. Did you play doctor when you were little? - No, but I played spanking
9. Stove top cooking or microwave? - Stove top except for heating water
10. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? - Car
11. Shower or bath? - Shower
12. Do you pee in the shower? - Never
13. Mexican or Chinese food? - Chinese, but I rarely eat either
14. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? - Aggressive
15. Do you own sex toys? - Sure do
16. Corn dogs or hot dogs? - Hot dogs once in a while
17. Your favorite restaurant? - An Italian place
18. What did you have for lunch today? - Pate, cheese and crackers
19. When did you last fall down? - 2 years ago, twice within 10 minutes on icy sidewalks
20. Have you ever wished someone were dead? - No
21. Love or money? - Love
22. Credit cards or cash? - Credit cards, with the balance always paid each month
23. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn’t? - Yes, definitely
24. Oreos or vanilla wafers? - Vanilla wafers have fewer calories. Does that count as an answer?
25. How do you like your steak cooked? - Marinated, then grilled and thinly sliced
26. How do you like your eggs cooked? - Scrambled
27. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight? - No
28. Would you rather go camping or to a five star hotel? - Hotel. I don't do camping.
29. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery? - Root canal. They aren't so bad after the first 10 or so.
30. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money? - How much money?
31. Would you rather have lice or an STD? - Neither
32. What’s your favorite hard candy? - Werther's Originals
33. Ever been to a strip club? - Yes
34. Ever been to a bar? - Yes
35. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? - No
36. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? - No
37. Kissed someone of the same sex? - Yes
38. Had sex in the car? - Yes
39. Had sex at the beach? - No
40. Had sex in a movie theater? - No
41. Had sex in a bathroom? - No
42. Have you ever been in an “adult” store? - Yes
43. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? - I'm not sure I have a list like that
44. Have you been caught having sex? - No
45. Have you ever kissed a stranger? - No
46. Does anyone have naughty pictures of you? - I hope not!

I'm not going to tag anybody, because last time, I tagged Devlin, who gave it to Gwen to deal with. Then she tagged Dr. Ken and that got us both in trouble. According to the doctor, memes are just another form of spam--hence the title of this post. But I encourage you to post your version of it on your blog, or in the comments here if you don't have one. Have fun!