The Newlywed Game was a popular daytime quiz show in the sixties and seventies. Four recently married couples played the game each day. All the men would be asked a series of questions, with the women out of earshot, then the women would come back onstage and have a chance to respond to the same questions. When both partners agreed on the answer they would earn points. The process was then reversed, with the men leaving the set while the women answered another set of questions. The couple with the most points won a prize, while couples who had failed to agree on much were often not speaking to each other by the end of the half-hour show.
Ron and I played our own version of the game with some spanking-related questions I made up. We each replied to the questions independently, then compared answers.
Here's what we came up with. I'd better warn you in advance that Ron has a weird sense of humour. I left his answers unedited because he was so good about playing along with me on this.
1. What is your favourite implement?
H: Dogging bat
R: Weed whacker (that's the dogging bat)
2. What are you most likely to say after a spanking?
H: "Thank you"
R: "You're welcome"
3. If you were to pretend someone else was being spanked, who would it be?
H: A naughty schoolgirl
R: Mother Teresa
4. If you were to pretend someone else was giving the spanking, who would it be?
H: A high school principal
R: Jerry Springer or Dr. Phil
5. When are you most likely to postpone a spanking?
H: Company's coming and I have to tidy the house
R: Shovelled the driveway twice and it's still snowing.
6. What do you like best about spanking?
H: Being close to my lover
R: Hot sex afterward
7. What is the first thing you do after a spanking?
H: Check my bum in the mirror
R: Have a beer
8. How often would you like to engage in spanking?
H: Every second day
R: Once a week
9. What do you do to surprise your partner before or during a spanking?
H: Propose a new or different position
R: Use the buckle end of the belt
10. Which one of you suggested spanking first?
H: Ron
R: Me
There you have it. Please feel free to play this game with your significant other and post the results on your blog.
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6 comments:
Blimey, even if Mother Teresa wasn't dead, she'd be a bit frail for a bosh on the bum wouldn't she?
Mind you, I would have had the Pope doing it, might as well keep it in the family.
Mr. C - I'm sure Ron wishes he'd thought of that.
Hi Hermione, had to look up what a dogging bat was. Bet that leaves a sting.
Ronnie
xx
Ronnie - It is actually fairly benign. It is thuddy, so while it doesn't hurt much at the time, I feel it a couple of hours later, plus all next day.
Hugs,
Hermione
Hermione: Ron suggested spanking first!!! I an astonished, that you are such a dedicated spanking recipient, and yet you never suggested it to Ron. Please explain more at some time. It is extremely hard to tell this to your lover... but wonder how it all developed form his first suggestion?
hugs
Mike
Mike - I have told the story at an MBS brunch, but you've given me a great idea for a post on the anniversary of our first spanking!
Thanks for inspiring me. Stay tuned.
Hugs,
Hermione
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