Friday, September 10, 2010

A what on my where?

What does Speedy Gonzales - the fastest mouse in all Mexico - have to do with spanking? Read on.

Ron and I were engaged in our favourite activity last weekend. Due to unforseen circumstances, we had had to postpone my bottom-warmings a couple of times. Now Ron was making up for the neglect, and I was struggling to remember why it was that I liked spankings. This one really hurt. My poor bottom had become soft and tender with the absence of regular attention, and now an ordinary spanking felt like a real humdinger!

Ron could clearly see that I wasn't up to the usual menu of swats that he normally delivers.

"You've got a blood blister." He patted me and motioned for me to get up. But I didn't want it to end so soon, in spite of the discomfort. I stayed put and hoped things would soon become more enjoyable.

After a couple of half-hearted swats, Ron put down the paddle. "You've had enough." Then, as he saw me reach around behind, "can you feel it"?

"Yes. Did you do that? With that paddle?" There was definitely a large raised area on my right cheek.

"Yep. I did it with the Big Bopper" Ron is a fifties music fan, and had renamed our most-used leather implement to suit his taste in music.

I giggled, then tried again. "I mean, was it there before you started?" I was hoping Ron wouldn't decide that I was no longer up to taking the kind of spanking I had always enjoyed up till now.


I pulled on panties and shorts, and rubbed my bottom thoughtfully. Maybe I needed some aloe vera. Maybe I can't handle this any more. Maybe I'm too ol.......

Later, as I sat uncomfortably on the couch beside Ron, trying to watch whatever was on TV, but actually attempting to find a non-painful position, my husband turned to me and, in his best Speedy Gonzales accent, said, "How's the bleester on your keister?"

As we laughed together, I knew that he wasn't at all put off by my slight injury, and would do his best to toughen up my bottom again.

My keister will soon be back in shape for a good old-fashioned spanking. And who knows? Ron may start a new career as a stand-up comedian.

From Hermione's Heart


Unknown said...

Holy frijoles! A bleester on your keester?

I'm sure you can still take a spanking like a champ. You just need more of it! :)

Anonymous said...

Hah haaaa!

What a funny little story :-D

You guys joke like me and Egres; cozy!


Hermione said...

BP - Guess I just need a bit more practice.

Maria - Joking makes spanking much more enjoyable.


Erica said...

ROFL! I can just hear it! I too love some humor with my pain.

Seriously though, please let that thing heal before you smack on that area again. Blood blisters are not our friends.

Sara said...

Isn't it amazing how quickly we get tender when we go unspanked for a while? And if only the body could handle all that the mind craves!

Unknown said...

Ron will just have to give more spanks to only one cheek, until all is well. Gives new meaning to turn the other cheek. Now that's cheeky.

Spanked Army Wife said...

Too funny! im always worried when Matthew is deployed about being spanked after a year of my butt being a virgin!

ronnie said...

LOL Hermione,

Speedy Gonzales, the fastest mouse in all of Mexico was one of my favourite cartoons, thanks for bringing back the memory.

It never ceases to amaze me either how quickly the bottom becomes so tender when you go without a spanking

Hope your blood blister heals fast.

Congratulations on being Chrossed my friend :)


Hermione said...

Erica - I think it vanished within a few days. If it happens again, he can work around it.

Sara - Yes, it is amazing. Not something I want to experience too often, either.

Red - You cheeky so-and-so!

SAW - I would suggest he go easy for the first few times.

Ronnie - He was one of my favourites too. I'm so relieved Chross has been revived!


Daisychain said...

Awww... I am guessing when Davey and I are together, we will have to be careful of this sort of thing....? XXXXXXXXX