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Velvet: Sore Loser.

Prefectdt: "The coach's new training method for improving forehand smashes was proving both effective and popular with the team."

Ronnie: "OK girls and boys, line up and I'll demonstrate my forehand smash."

Raven Red: "Where does the name Ping Pong originate from? Okay, on the left cheek we have Ping, and on the right cheek, we have Pong."

Sixofthebest: "It's time to raise her dress on high, and make her knickerless bottom cry."

Anonymous: Left, right or centre, this is sure gonna hurt you more than it does me.

Bonnie: How come she always gets to go first?!

Kingspan: No sex, drugs or rock and roll for our teenagers! Why, last Saturday, those clean-cut, freckle-faced darlings spent hours in our basement just playing ping-pong.

Hermione: Twelve more whacks and I get to be team captain.


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