Saturday, November 5, 2011

Complete the Caption

This party girl seems to be in a predicament. How did she get there? What happens now? Will she last till midnight?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment, and I will publish your submissions in the next post.

From Hermione's Heart


Anonymous said...

'Ooops!' thinks Daphne, 'I guess, 'Bottoms Up!' could be seen as an invitation as well as a toast!'

Michael M said...

I told you the chandelier wasn't fixed properly!

Anonymous said...

After failing to stick her dismount, Sophie decides to eliminate the double half-twist from the striptease routine that she was preparing to surprise her husband with.

Michael said...

Hermione shouldn't have been surprised when Ron volunteered her to be the centerpiece at the T*O*P*S* (The Organization Providing Spankings) New Year's Eve party.

Unknown said...

love the photo, and would have loved to be at that party...
She says: Why didn't I think a little more when they said I would be the center piece for a brand new SPANKING NEW YEAR party

Simon said...

"Ah well, that New Years resolution didn't last long"

A. Lurker said...

1/ Edward, how many times must I tell you to put away your toys?

2/ But mom, when I was little you always approved of play-dates!


George said...

Oh, Mary, you always did go for fancy dressers.

ronnie said...

I knew I should have gone for the treat and not the trick.



Looby Loo's late nights and drinking had started to worry Andy Pandy. He hoped that a good caning would get her back on the straight and narrow.

*Note - I hope that there are others out there who are old enough to remember Andy Pandy.


Mikki said...

Holy crap... that must have been quite a party.... too bad I have no idea how I got to this point!!

Lea said...

I know I asked for a birthday spanking, sir, but can't we wait until the party is over?

Lady Koregan said...

"There's a stranger in my bed,
There's a pounding in my head
Glitter all over the room
Pink flamingos in the pool"

Sorry, but that Katy Perry song was the only thing I could think of.

However, someone behaving the way the girl does in that song would definitely warrant a spanking:

"Think the city towed my car
Chandelier is on the floor
Ripped my favorite party dress
Warrant's out for my arrest
Think I need a ginger ale
That was such an epic fail..."

richardmt said...

Oh, hi there!
Would you mind helping me
find my panty drawer?

vfrat25000 said...

Dad Exclaimed upon finding his Christmas Present “WOW...There really is a Santa Claus”

George, I think the previous tenants left some property when they moved out
Oh Carla can we keep her….Please…!

GOOD NEWS…The Long Lost Monet’ Painting “The Naked Ballerina on a Cabinet” has been FOUND


Crap…I hate cleaning up after a party hosted by Charlie Sheen…!

Aunt Susie…Daddy doesn’t let us climb on the furniture...You better get down or you will get a spanking…!

Harriett I LOVE your outfit but I think the DUNCE hat might be a bit too much..!

Frank, I’m sorry to bother you so late but Jennifer hasn’t arrived home yet..Has she left the party?
Let’s see…Was she wearing a ballerina tutu outfit and a big pointy party hat?
Yes she was..!
She’s still here?
OK, Good I was getting worried…!

sixofthebest said...

"A spot of tea, and 'six of the best'. on my bare bottom, will help sober me up. Would'nt you agree?".

Daisychain said...

Actually, honey, when I said, the cabinet is too big to be spanked over, I didn't need you to prove otherwise....

Mindy said...

Cinderella: *Sigh* Fairy Godmother didn't tell me I'll be bared and bent over on the cabinet when the clock strikes midnight.

Unknown said...

When he broke his toy, he stored her on the dresser until he had time to fix her.

A. Lurker said...

Ms Betty reminded me of another one of Katy Perry's verses:

Pictures of last night
Ended up online
I'm screwed!

Couldn't help it!