Sunday, November 6, 2011

You Completed the Caption

This is the caption as it appeared on HistoricLOLS. Yes, I did a double-take when I saw the top line. (Curse you, AutoCorrect.) Anyway, here are your captions:

Tenth Must Top: "Ooops!" thinks Daphne, "I guess 'Bottoms Up!' could be seen as an invitation as well as a toast!"

Michael M: I told you the chandelier wasn't fixed properly!

Anonymous: After failing to stick her dismount, Sophie decides to eliminate the double half-twist from the striptease routine that she was preparing to surprise her husband with.

Michael: Hermione shouldn't have been surprised when Ron volunteered her to be the centerpiece at the T*O*P*S* (The Organization Providing Spankings) New Year's Eve party.
Red: She says, why didn't I think a little more when they said I would be the center piece for a brand new SPANKING NEW YEAR party.

Simon: "Ah well, that New Year's resolution didn't last long."

A Lurker: 1. Edward, how many times must I tell you to put away your toys?

2. But mom, when I was little you always approved of play-dates!

George: Oh, Mary, you always did go for fancy dressers.

Ronnie: I knew I should have gone for the treat and not the trick.

Prefectdt: Looby Loo's late nights and drinking had started to worry Andy Pandy*. He hoped that a good caning would get her back on the straight and narrow.

*Note - I hope that there are others out there who are old enough to remember Andy Pandy.

Mikki: Holy crap, that must have been quite a party.,Too bad I have no idea how I got to this point!!

Lea: I know I asked for a birthday spanking, sir, but can't we wait until the party is over?

Ms Betty: "There's a stranger in my bed,
There's a pounding in my head
Glitter all over the room
Pink flamingos in the pool."

Sorry, but that Katy Perry song was the only thing I could think of.

However, someone behaving the way the girl does in that song would definitely warrant a spanking:

"Think the city towed my car
Chandelier is on the floor
Ripped my favorite party dress
Warrant's out for my arrest
Think I need a ginger ale
That was such an epic fail..."

Richardmt: Oh, hi there! Would you mind helping me find my panty drawer?

Vfrat25000: Dad exclaimed upon finding his Christmas present, “WOW! There really is a Santa Claus.”

George, I think the previous tenants left some property when they moved out.
Oh Carla, can we keep her? Please!

GOOD NEWS: The long lost Monet painting “The Naked Ballerina on a Cabinet” has been found.

Lucy, I’m home!

Crap, I hate cleaning up after a party hosted by Charlie Sheen.

Aunt Susie, Daddy doesn’t let us climb on the furniture. You better get down or you will get a spanking!

Harriett, I LOVE your outfit but I think the dunce hat might be a bit too much.

Frank, I’m sorry to bother you so late but Jennifer hasn’t arrived home yet. Has she left the party?
Let’s see… Was she wearing a ballerina tutu outfit and a big pointy party hat?
Yes she was!
She’s still here?
OK, good, I was getting worried.

Six of the best: "A spot of tea, and 'six of the best'. on my bare bottom, will help sober me up. Wouldn't you agree?"

Daisychain: Actually, honey, when I said, the cabinet is too big to be spanked over, I didn't need you to prove otherwise.

Mindy: Cinderella: *Sigh* Fairy Godmother didn't tell me I'll be bared and bent over on the cabinet when the clock strikes midnight.

Vixen4770: When he broke his toy, he stored her on the dresser until he had time to fix her.

A Lurker: Ms Betty reminded me of another one of Katy Perry's verses:

Pictures of last night
Ended up online
I'm screwed!

Thank you all for participating. Let's do it again next weekend. And don't forget that Love Our Lurkers Day is Thursday, so have those comments ready. I hope to see you all then.

From Hermione's Heart


Kendra said...

Lol love the planking caption on the pic!

Christina said...

Those are funny! LOL

kiwigirliegirl said...

cant think of any more captions to put to the pic that havent already been said - just want to say i love the pic LOL...very cool

Lea said...

"Planking" was a recent joke on the show The Office where everybody just randomly lies in places to be "like a plank." That may be the joke behind the caption.

Hermione said...

Kendra - I like it too.

Christina - My readers are wonderfully creative writers.

Kiwi - I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Lea - Yes, that's the intention, but I love that it's so close to spanking.