Saturday, November 12, 2011

Complete the Caption

It seems that this couple is in the middle of negotiating some sort of activity. They  have started a discussion, but they need your help.

Complete the caption by leaving a comment. You can use the text in the bubbles as a starting point, or invent your own variation. I will publish your suggestions in the next post.

From Hermione's Heart


Kingspan said...

"Why don't you bring the hairbrush over here like I asked you to, young lady?"
"I would, but... um... I think I'm coming down with something ... and, uh... I can't find it... that is, er... it will make too much noise... and, um... is it too late to say I'm sorry?"

sarah thorne said...

"Why don't you let me hit that one more time?"

"I'm sorry, but your time is up. $50 please."

Anonymous said...

"Why don't you come over here so I can spank your naughty bottom?"

"I would but any man who holds a cigarette like that I can't take seriously as a Top."

Anonymous said...

I not witty enough but Michael - your comment made me laugh!

Take care Hermione, Sky

sixofthebest said...

He said. "Why don't you take your knicker's down. She says's "That's a man's job'" with a wink in her eye.

ronnie said...

"Why dont you come over here and we'll talk about it?"

"I would, but I know what you mean when you say we'll talk about it and my bottom is still sore from this morning's spanking."


fanz123 said...

Why don't you ever get ready on time.

I would, but you were in the bathroom too long.

One way to talk yourself into a hot bottom.

Anonymous said...

Why don't you get out the strap on and do me tonight?

I would but you always whine when I do that!

(Sorry his pose and her leather it has to be a switch!)

Anonymous said...

"Why don't you spank me tonight? I'm such a naughty boy for smoking!"

"I would, but I forgot the cane. I know, I'll use your belt!"

richardmt said...

"Why don't you ever behave yourself
at a party?"
"I would, but only if YOU would!"

Anonymous said...

"Why don't you come over here for your birthday spanking?"
"I would, but I have to blow out the candles first."
Today is my birthday and I'm waiting for my birthday spanking.


Anonymous said...


Happy birthday and I hope you do get your birthday spanking:)!


vfart25000 said...

WHY DON’T YOU Call for a Pizza?
I WOULD BUT I have a date tonight

WHY DON’T YOU put on that Wonder Woman Costume and let’s play Naughty Super Hero Tonight
I WOULD BUT I forgot to mention, my mother is coming in this evening. Her back is bothering her so she is going to stay with us a few weeks

WHY DON’T YOU hurry up and get me some dinner?
I WOULD BUT first I have to watch the grass grow and the paint dry and after that invent the flying car.

WHY DON’T YOU spend the night?
I WOULD BUT my husband is wrestling in the “WWE Smack Down” this evening and he hates it when I miss one of his matches.

WHY DON’T YOU come back over here and let’s see if I can teach you a proper lesson
I WOULD BUT if you remember we left your Mom and Dad in the living room two hours ago. Don’t you think they might be wondering what happened to us?


"Why don't you stop complaining about never having anything to wear."

"I would but you have ruined every dress I have. parading around the bedroom in them, every night."


Anonymous said...

Hermione, what a witty set of responses to your caption. I hope you don't mind me taking a moment of your wonderful blog's time.

Happy Birthday, Sweatpea, hope you received your birthday spanking.

Sky, so glad I made you chuckle. That makes me smile. :-)

Anonymous said...

"Why don't you stop dressing like Lauren Bacall?!"

"I would... but I have still haven't found my Humphrey Bogart."

A. Lurker said...

"Why don't you bring me your hairbrush, darling?"

"I would but your hair is so perfectly coiffed already, dear, so why would you need a hairbrush?"

Mitch said...

"Why don't you ever do what I ask?'

"I would, but who swings the paddle in this house? Speaking of which, I haven't seen it in about a week. Do you know anything about that?"

Mitch said...

"Why don't you ever do what I ask?'

"I would, but who swings the paddle in this house? Speaking of which, I haven't seen it in about a week. Do you know anything about that?"