Friday, February 17, 2012

Friday FAIL

Today's FAILs are on the subject of pain - the bad kind, not the kind we love - and how to relieve it.

The contents of Dalley's Magical Pain Extractor are unknown, but probably either ineffective or dangerous. The text reads: "Molly Pitcher, the heroine of Monmouth, avenging her husband's death."

Wolcott's Instant Pain Annihilator is "A speedy & permanent cure for headache, toothache, neuralgia, catarrh and weak nerves." Contents also unknown.

From Hermione's Heart


Aimless Rambling said...

Wolcott's Annihaltor - a permanent solution. Sounds pretty serious - a permanent solution. Definitely a fail.

Have a great day Hermione

Anonymous said...

Oh my! Yes, those are fails for sure!

Hermione said...

Sunnygirl - Those Victorians didn't fool around when it came to pain.

Grace - Yay! I got it right this time:)


Daisychain said...

oh, boy, these sound like definite fails to me!!! xxx

crankyspanker said...

You always find the most obscure things, I am so jealous.

By the way USB turntables work!


Lea said...

Huh. I'm guessing it's booze.

ronnie said...

Very good Hermione and yes all fails. Thanks.


Hermione said...

Daisy - They must have made many people very sick.

Emanuele - I've never heard of them, but glad to hear they work. we have the old-fashioned kind.

Lea - Quite possibly.

Ronnie - Then it's unanimous!