Somebody's in trouble! What could this gentleman have done to find himself in a very awkward position?
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Somebody's in trouble! What could this gentleman have done to find himself in a very awkward position?
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After what you did, just be thankful that this umbrella isn't being inserted sideways.
Prefectdt
You're right this umbrella does have many uses!! I'll take three...
The next time you go out without your umbrella you'll think twice.
And wait until I find your little dog, Toto, too!
Harder, you say! I'll give you harder, in spades!!!
"Don't you know anything about yoga? You need to get your butt up higher for downward facing dog."
"Next time you decide to come home drunk - I'll use the broom."
Love,
Ronnie
xx
"I told you, I don't want to buy any more brushes! Stop ringing my bell!"
Before adult spanking toys were widely available, people just had to improvise.
"I'll show you what happens for trying to look up my skirt!"
So, you don't think I should have the right to vote?
Well, I'll show you a different kind of 'suffrage'!
Herbert had wondered exactly how much worse his day could get. He was finding out.
Another wet weekend at home.
Military Discipline Pt 7.
He was still throbbingly erect when he slipped out of her."I need something really tight" His fingers dipped into her juices, moved up to tease her rosebud, which had just been tickled by the birch."OH no, not up my bum", gasped Eileen. "You'll love it", and she felt his knob press against her moist rosebud, and then thrust deep inside her. She yelped at the sudden quick pain, and then moaned as his cock started pumping slowly deep in her bottom, his hands working her eager pussy. He pumped a her bottom for ages; she came three times, before he tensed and spent deep inside her, as she came for the fourth time. She felt his cock slip out of her; he untied her hands; she got shakily to her feet, flung her arms round him, kissing him deeply. "That was so wonderful, you wicked man, but oh my poor bottom in every way; I can feel the lines on it, and the spread of my bud. How lucky I am to have a man like you". Her hands went to her scarified backside. She was too sore to replace her knickers, and the light skirt just caressed her swollen bottom as they walked back to the village. Andrew wondered what passers-by would think if they knew that the pretty young wife carried a scalding striped bottom under her cotton dress, which had been so excitingly and wickedly possessed. All too soon their leave was up, and they were back to Sargeant Mrs Appleton driving Major Appleton, not without difficulty as the Sargeant's well tanned backside made sitting awkward for several days, but soon they were back to their old routine of frequent spankings and amazing sex ! The war ended, they were de- mobbed, and moved into Andrew's house in the country to continue their spanking hobby, with Eileen's bottom readily available for whenever either felt the need. Their was a pause in the spanking, whilst Eileen added to their family with a son and daughter, and then he resumed the good work on her now plumper and more mature bottom, which was often covered in tight clinging garments, tempting Andrew to bend her over with out warning, and apply one of the spanking weapons which were concealed around the house. On their mantlepiece was a framed photo of Eileen in her sargeant's uniform. Their many friends commented on the
enigmatic smile on her face. What they did not know was that a hour before the photo was taken, Eileen had touched her toes for a dozen cane swishes on her bare bottom, and was having a big problem sitting for her portrait!! Each time Andrew looked at it, he thought fondly of the bit he could not see, beneath her khaki skirt.
Finis
A photograph of the very first time a couple played the game “TWISTER” was recently uncovered in a box of old newspapers
Maude and Herbert didn’t wait ten seconds to get frisky after John Boy left for college.
Mother-Father we are home early, the heater in the school isn’t working
Dang nab it Herman…I told you I wouldn’t do that sort of thing before we were married and I sure as “heck” am NOT going to do it now…That’s DISGUSTING!
You may be the President of the Bank at work but in this house you are just an office boy
Thank you DEAR….May I have another!
I must record this fart and send it to the Queen.
PlanetBlaze@hotmail.com
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