Saturday, February 11, 2012

Complete the Caption

Here's one for all you Trekkies. What does that faraway look in the good Captain's eye mean?

Give it some thought, then complete the caption by leaving a comment. I will beam up your submissions in the next post.
From Hermione's Heart


Simon said...

"I have no idea how I'm going to explain this to Spock"


Attractive as his communications officer was Kirk couldn't help wishing that Nurse Chappell had done something that warranted a spanking.

Michael said...

"Spanking....the kinky frontier.
These are the adventures of the spanko Hermione,
Her lifelong mission: to explore erotic new spanking positions,to seek out new spanko friends and new implements, to boldly spank where no spanko has spanked before."

Kingspan said...

"This will make the perfect cover photo for my tell-all book:'From Warp Speed to Warped Minds - The Kinky Lives of the Cast of Star Trek.'"


"I better enjoy this while I can. No woman is going to let me pull her panties down when I'm eighty years old and staring in Priceline commercials."


"The rest of me may be on the bridge of the Enterprise, but my palm is about to land on the moon."

Michael said...

"Phaser set on fun"

"Arming fleshton torpedo"

Anonymous said...

Scottish Voice from the intercom: "Captain! She can't take much more!"

Duality said...

"If...only... there was... SOME... way to spank myself. Bones, can you.."

"Jim if you make me say I'm a doctor and not a magician I'm going to come up to that bridge and so help me.."

"Right. So spanking Uhura it is."

Spanky said...

"I wonder if this would fit in the replicator?"

Penelope said...

"I wonder if that cutie I met on Tagnion 4 is into spanking... hmm...

...she did want me to explain that thing called 'love' to her, after all..."

Aimless Rambling said...

Got you exactly where I always wanted you - now what do I do?

Bonnie said...

"If those prudish censors freaked out over an interracial kiss on TV, this will blow their minds..."


"What? Did you really expect me to throw her in the brig?"


"Y'know, Spock, this is more fun than fist fights with aliens."


"She's red, Jim"

Bobbie Jo said...

"Long, long ago in a galaxi far, far away..."

Wait a minute! Where'd that come from?


ronnie said...

Uhura thought if only Scotty could beam her out of this before Spock saw them.


Rod said...

"Signs of life alright"

* although I always had a thing for Yeoman Rand, myself *

A. Lurker said...

"To boldly go where no man has gone before!"

Spankedhortic II said...

Uhura - Tell me more of this Earth custom called "Spanking".

Kirk - But you are from Earth.

Uhura - (exasperated) Just play the damn scene will you.


A. Lurker said...

Thought of some more!

1/ Klingons around Uranus? We must never speak of this again.

2/ How many times must I tell you? Starfleet FORBIDS contact with the Romulans!

3/ The communications station is NOT to be used for facebooking, E-Harmony and especially NOT for spanking blogs!

4/ "Red Alert" is NOT the safeword!

5/ I'll give YOU warp factor 3!

sixofthebest said...

"Spanking this Trekkie, is 'out of this world."

ricky said...

No, no, no, Scotty,
Not Now!

Anonymous said...

"No, Bones, not the tri-corder! The Captain promised that I wouldn't be able to sit down for a week. I want to see if that's true."

Daisychain said...

"Ass, the final frontier..."

A. Lurker said...

And here's some more . . .

1/ "And I thought Tribbles were trouble!"

2/ "So YOU put the tribbles in the quadrotriticale!"

3/ "GET (smack) THOSE (smack) TRIBBLES (smack, smack, smack) OFF MY BRIDGE (slap, spank, whap, smack . . .)!!!!"

(Guess those tribbles can still cause trouble?)