More Corrie Spanky Talk

The picture above is of the famous tram crash that decimated the population of Coronation Street in a live broadcast on the show's fiftieth anniversary.


Betty, a barmaid at the Rover's Return, is bickering with Norris, the owner of the news agent's shop. In frustration, Betty warns Norris that "you're not too old to put over my knee."

Norris retorts, "Yes, I think I am."

Betty - may she rest in peace - was in her early nineties and Norris is probably seventy-something. Think again, Norris. You're never too old for a spanking.

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Carl has just been banned from Roy's Rolls (the local cafe) by Sylvia, Roy's bad-tempered, overbearing mother. His crime? He popped in to use the facilities then refused to make a purchase. Carl pours out his tale of woe to Norris.

"She made me feel like I was a lad in short pants."

"Well, what about Roy?" agrees Norris. "She looks as if she's going to put him over her knee and slap his backside."

I can't wait to see that!

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Norris has emerged after spending the night locked in the loo at the cafe, where Sylvia incarcerated him after he refused to pay 20p for rental of the key to the bathroom. Mary tries to cheer him up.

"Are you enjoying the feeling of air on your cheeks?"

A double entendre if ever I heard one.

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And now for an actual spank. Peter and Leanne operate the local bookies', and they have been trying for a baby. They exchange some banter about the frequency of their attempts, and are interrupted by Leanne's mother. The two women arrange a lunch date, and although there has been some friction between the two, Leanne seems pleased with the arrangement. When they are alone again, Peter remarks, "You're going overboard."

Leanne shrugs and replies, "It's only lunch."

Peter passes behind her and, quite unexpectedly, gives her a slap on the bum. Her eyes widen and she squeaks, "Ooh!"

A little foreplay before their next attempt to produce a sprog.

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Newly-engaged business partners Carla and Frank are having dinner in the street's bistro with Frank's parents. Mum is overbearing and excessively motherly, and she and Dad are planning the couple's future down to the last detail. Carla is annoyed but holds her tongue and drinks glass after glass of wine. Finally, she erupts. When Mum objects to her outburst, Carla snarls, "Are you going to put me on the naughty spot?"

Frank is alarmed at Carla's behaviour. He stands up, grabs her arm and orders, "Come with me." He pulls her away from the table and off-screen, where we can only imagine a very sound spanking takes place.


Well, that may not be what the writers intended, but it is only a story. Anything can happen.