From the Top Shelf - The Perfect Wife

An excellent blog called Ladies' Spanking Fiction has resurfaced after a period of inactivity. The author, Roberta S. Barnes, presents a lighthearted view of spanking. In her own words, she creates "[s]panking fiction as it used to be: no porn, no vulgarity, no nude photos, no adolescent jokes. Just cute and wholesome spanking stories, with the merest hint of spice!" That's my kind of blog.

Today I'll share one of her short poems, The Perfect Wife. 

I know the sweater that I bought is more than our finances can bear,
And I'll get the oil changed this week, my turtledove, I swear,
It's just that I'm so woozy from being in love with you,
That there are many things around the house that I forget to do.

I know that I'm exasperating, that's why you're strict with me,
Why I must take my panties down, and climb across your knee;
You spank me 'cause you love me, dear, I know it breaks your heart,
But there's no one else I'd rather have
Making my bottom smart!

You're always there for me, my dear, and so I pledge to you,
That I will be the perfect wife, and do what I must do;
I'll be prompt and sweet and thrifty, you'll never have to fret,
You'll never have to spank again-- hm-m...
But not just yet!

Would you like another? I'm sure you will enjoy her Reflections in Corner Time.