Tuesday, November 6, 2012

It's All About Location

I found some unsolicited advertising in my inbox the other day. Normally I would simply mark it as spam then delete it, but this time it was a little different. The picture was intriguing, to say the least.

It's a  Ta*ta*too, real-looking temporary body art. I thought it was clever of them to send me an email with the one tattoo I was sure to go for. Their marketing department is really on the ball.

The only problem is, it's in the wrong place. A "Spank Me" tattoo belongs farther south on the body. Still, it does send the right message, even in the wrong location.

From Hermione's Heart


wordsmith said...

"sure to go for"....I suppose a picture is out of the question?

I believe supermarkets have identified that "shelf height" is very important when it comes to consumer purchase decisions...

Minielle Labraun said...

Boy are they desperate to have you on their side! Funny they used bo*bs instead of a butt.

ronnie said...

You do get some interesting adverts. Wonder why they didn't use a bottom to advertise it.


Anonymous said...

Interesting advert, but odd placement.

Aimless Rambling said...

I would guess they really have your number.

Boobs instead of butt, perhaps more exposure is against the rules.

sixofthebest said...

Is it a bra, or a bikini, only a huaband, or boyfriend knows for sure. Could one also say 'busted bum'. Who are you?.

Hermione said...

Wordsmith - I haven't bought the tattoo yet, but don't think I would post a pic of my bottom anyway.

Minelle - That's all they sell - tattoos for tatas (bewbs).

Ronnie _ my inbox is quite X-rated sometimes.

Joey - I thought so too.

Sunnygirl - They aren't showing too much breast either so maybe it's safer.

Six - My guess is a corset or bustiere.


Bas said...

I never get those nice spam emails. Only for blue pills.
Good God, their marketing department is GOOD !

Anonymous said...

LOL Well the placement I don't think is that far off, where are most mens eyes anyway? It doesn't say to spank her there! Just to spank her! Clever.


Anonymous said...

a definitive WIN!!!
bottoms up

garyntboy said...

That's where me eyes would be looking if I met her. Wonder what the two stars mean..Spank her twice ?

Hermione said...

Bas - I get those too but I forward them to Ron.

C - True. It's the best place to leave a message that won't be overlooked.

Red - The eyes have it!

GaryNTboy - Maybe, or Spank Me, not somebody else?