Put two stars of the silent screen side by side on a bench and anything can happen.
Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish your screenplays on Monday.
Saturday, November 10, 2012
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Put two stars of the silent screen side by side on a bench and anything can happen.
Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish your screenplays on Monday.
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Hi Hermoine, love the pic.
"make up your mind. Are you going to spank me or what?"
Charlie Chaplin says "Naughty woman over my knee. For a good knicker's down, spanking spree".
Where do you think you are going? Get across my knee, now.
A scene from one of Chaplin's lesser known but critically acclaimed, silent movies. Our favourite little tramp portrays a man trying to begin a domestic discipline relationship with his reluctant spouse.
Lady thinks to herself "I am so going to get it. I am so ashamed. Why can't I learn to speak with respect??"
Charlie thinks to himself "I have to look stern and serious. She really cant... Oh just just another look down her dress... wow look at those lovely.. stern stern charlie!"
See my cane? If you don't come closer I'll be using it on your bottom later.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
Sorry deleted comment was minex
aaah, woe is me!
err, me too!
A penny for your thoughts young lady…..No SIR Like the email said! Its 350 dollars for an hour!
Guess what else I can do with this cane! Hmmmm!
I think I just got a huge splinter in my butt while I was sliding over to you! I’m going to the hospital now! See you later!
Wanna trade hats!
Mitt…Give it up!...No more campaigning……The election is OVER….You lost…Deal with it.
Hi…My name is Donald Trump…How would you like to be my ASSISTANT?
Here I go…Gosh I hope she’s had a bath in the last month!
Oh Good Heavens…So much for “Mr. Tall Tanned and Toned” This is the LAST time I try Internet Dating!
The spanking scene was eventually cut from the movie, once it was realized that the swish of the cane and the beauty of a pink behind were greatly diminished when a movie was both silent and black-and-white. However, that didn't stop the performers from continuing to rehearse privately.
Over my knee right now. Can't you see I am waiting.
Charlie says
"Can you cane me before this film too. The public seemed to like the funny walk that my sore bum made me do in the last film.".
Prefectdt
The lady is clearly embarassed and pouting like a child over the spanking she just recieved.
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