You Completed the Caption

This was my favourite caption for the photo when it appeared on ICanHasCheezburger. Now here are yours:


Michael: "I can't believe he is going to spank me with a dipstick! *pout* I should have never called HIM a dipstick."

"He'll never think of looking for the holey paddle here."

Daddy: If I don't get this started and back in the garage, my ass will be toast! why didn't I listen?

Sunny Girl: I don't think the mechanic is going to get much work done.

Oliver Kipling: "This is an engine. When you take care of it, it takes care of you. When you OVERHEAT IT, I will overheat you. Understand? Good! Now to remind you to never race MY mustang again."

Sir Wendel: Smok’n and Spankable!!

Arched one: Yes dear that is a motor, now you hold that position, while I apply my belt to your bottom.

Quiet Sara: Tiptoes please, yes just like that, lean forward. SMACK!!! That is for being a back seat driver!

GaryNTboy: Hey Batman! Are you sure you dropped the paddle down here? I can't see it, darn batmobile and its stupid gadgets!

Ronnie: I wonder if I stand here like this I'll get spanked.

Vfrat25000: I thought you said you put the luggage in the car?

Dukes of Hazard 2014, a brand new car and a brand new Daisy

A woman outfitted in Victoria Secrets and a 400 Horsepower ride at the same time-A man’s dream since puberty?

Surprise Honey, I changed the oil for you. I put five quarts of Mobile I synthetic transmission fluid in it. I drove it for 30 minutes to make sure there were no leaks. Just to be sure, Transmission fluid and motor oil are same thing aren’t they?

I’ll get even with him for spanking me. This big chunk of ghastly smelling Limburger Cheese right next to his manifold ought to do the trick! Hee Hee!

Thank you for joining me this weekend.  Have a safe, sane and consensual week!