Friday, May 16, 2014

Friday FAIL

Those of us who work in offices have all had to share the kitchen facilities. But how do you keep people from stealing your food?

This is one way

This is another

Forever alone

They'll never ask me to bring the doughnuts to the staff meeting again

Wait. What?

It seems as good a plan as any

Before you leave for the weekend, please take a moment to Complete the Caption.
From Hermione's Heart


Roz said...

Love these Hermoine, the first one is my favourite. We have 'standard' labels which includes your name and food expiry date we have to put on anything we put in the fridge at work otherwise the cleaners toss it.

Thanks for the giggle. Have a great weekend:)


abby said...

These made me giggle....well the first one made me groan. Thanks.
hugs abby

Ni Na said...

They are all great fails. The first one is is my favourite and the second is eww! :)



Anonymous said...

Thanks for the laughs!

Baxter said...

We have a sign next to the sink that says do not move the faucet, but of course people do the opposite and move it and it leaks. The other weird one, no sign, is that people put the plastic coffee stirrers down the sink drain and of course it stops draining. Why they do this instead of taking two steps to the garbage is beyond all many of us in the office. The one thing people do is to bring in stuff to eat and never bother to eat it and then at the month refrigerator cleaning, that old yucky food is dumped. And of course, people bring bananas to work to eat, but don't and eventualy they are put on a table in the kitchen when the skin is brown/black, as if anyone is going to eat them. i guess doing so assuages guilt. Typically i am the one that throws them in the garbage as they stink.

River Wild said...

Great fails, as always :-)

ronnie said...


They all made me smile. Thanks.

In our shared kitchen we have someone who helps themselves to other people's milk not sure who it is)Maybe I should put a note on ours.


Hermione said...

Roz - What a great idea! Our cleaners stayed away from the fridge.

Abby - Me too!

Nina - The second one is creative, though.

Anon - You're welcome!

Baxter - Good for you! I once had a co-worker who went on holiday and left bananas in his desk drawer. It was fruit fly city in there when he returned!

River - thank you!

Ronnie - That always makes me cross, especially if they take the last of it and put back an empty carton.


Leigh Smith aka Sunny Girl said...

They made me laugh and think of all the times I went to the fridge to get a snack and lunch only to find it gone.

Enzo said...

Thanks for the Friday laughs!

Ami Starsong said...

I like the do-nut one the best. It brings back fond memories of my grandmother 'trying' all the chocolates in a box before making a decision which one to eat!


Cat said...

Thanks for the giggles Hermione...they are all great fails...the donuts is my favorite and the dating cans one is close second! ;) Have a great weekend.


Hermione said...

Leigh - That's happened to me too.

Enzo - My pleasure.

Ami - Eww. Gross!

Cat - I'm glad you enjoyed them.


chickadee said...

For years I had written on the top of my drink cans that I'd licked the top. Not one was stolen out of the work fridge after I started doing that. They were willing to steal something with my name on it but couldn't chance a licked can!