Friday, June 6, 2014

Friday FAIL

When English isn't the merchant's first language, signs take on a different meaning.

Pork assholes? Do they actually mean tails, or what?

String them together to make an elegant, erotic toy!

This doesn't sound appetizing, and the picture on the can is even worse.

Cheap, fast and easy. Makes sense, I guess.

The all-you-can-eat buffet always runs out of these first.

Complete the Caption, then enjoy your weekend!
From Hermione's Heart


Anonymous said...


Wow! This is a terrific post to cure a hunger attack during the day. Ugh.

Thank you for sharing.


Roz said...

LoL Hermoine, great fails. Love the soup for sluts lol


Minielle Labraun said...

I think they are all fails ! Can you imagine the double take, as people walk through the store half asleep?

little said...

I rather like the soup for sluts!

Aimless Rambling said...

Definitely fails. I agree with Joey, cures hunger

Hermione said...

Joey - And a new fad diet is born!

Roz - It was kinda clever.

Minelle - That would be amusing.

Little - It's an eye-catching name.

Leigh - I'd opt for chicken instead of pork:)


stay at home mom said...

Hermione, great fails, all of them. The slut soup is my favourite. Wonder who buys that ...
Thank you for sharing,



ronnie said...

Soup for sluts, funny. Thanks Hermione.


abby said...

I read this just about lunch time...think i will wait a while..still shaking my head.
hugs abby

Awedbymywoman said...

"Chicken Nutguts" - *snicker*

elle :) said...

LOL!! soup for sluts, hilarious. :)

Hermione said...

Nina - Probably poor college students.

Ronnie - Yes, quite unique.

Abby - You must be hungry by now:)

Foothills - I think I'll skip that buffet.

Elle - It is indeed!


Kevlarbottom said...

Thanks for the laughs! Soup for Sluts! Need a camera near there to see who buys it!

Erica said...

OK, that Soup for Sluts nearly made me spew my coffee. Thank you for my Friday laughs!

Enzo said...

Wow Thanks for the laughs!
I love your response to Nina's question: Probably poor college students.
Just as funny.

Thanks again!

Unknown said...

Oh wow, thank you!

Jay said...

Love these! I'm glad I decided to put my tea down first!


ricky said...

Who's smarter than who, eh?
Betcha they all made a sale!

Cat said...

LOL Hermione...I might actually be able to lose some weight if these were the only things on the menu...most definitely unappetizing!

Hugs and Blessings...

Hermione said...

Erica - Oops! Sorry about your keyboard :)

Enzo - It was my pleasure.

Natasha - You're welcome!

Jay - So am I.

Ricky - I suspect they're a profitable line.

Cat - Very!