Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Speculation

The other evening Ron and I were discussing our neighbours and speculating on the nature of their relationship. They are a middle-aged couple I'll call Jerry and Donna. He is the head of a local industry, while she was a stay at home mom until the last child left the nest. Then Donna went to care her aging parents, whom she felt needed her to be nearby. We thought this was going to be a temporary arrangement, but after a few months we learned that Donna was attending college near her parents' home. Three years later she became a teacher at the college, and it seems she only visits her parents on weekends. So much for them needing her help 24/7 as we had thought.

Where does this leave Jerry? Pretty much on his own. Last year he had business dealings at a location near Donna, and moved in with her. Now he's back home, and we are wondering what will happen next. Will Jerry sell the house next door and permanently relocate to Donna's city? Or will they continue to live apart?

Ron thought that Jerry was being a wuss and should step up to the plate and order his wife back home.

"Who do you think wears the pants in that family?" he asked me.

"I think Donna has the upper hand," I replied.

"You mean spanking?" Ron doesn't miss a trick, and although I hadn't been thinking along those lines at all, I picked up on his implication.

"Well, yes. What do you think?"

"Okay, so who do you think does the spanking - Jerry or Donna?" Ron was obviously enjoying the way this conversation was headed.

I paused to consider. "Oh, I think it's Donna," I said.

"I think so too."

"Well, there's one way to find out. She's coming home in a couple of weeks, so we'll listen for telltale sounds."

Ron agreed it was a plan, and we both had a good chuckle over what we might hear while sitting on the patio. We'll be sure to keep the windows open, just in case.


From Hermione's Heart

13 comments:

Roz said...

LoL Hermoine. Will be interesting to see what you might 'accidentally' see or over hear :) Sounds to me as though she has the upper hand too.

Hugs
Roz

garyntboy said...

You two are very naughty, spying on your neighbours like that.....Hee hee, let us know what you find out.
Kind regards,
Gary.

Hermione said...

Roz - I will keep you posted.

Gary - Yes, we're oh, so naughty!

Hugs,
Hermione

Leigh Smith aka Sunny Girl said...

Shame on you, but let us know.

ronnie said...

Hermione,

I'm shocked that you and Ron will be spying on your neighbours:) Keep your ears open and let us know.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Hermione said...

Leigh - I know (hangs head in shame)

Ronnie - I'm all ears!

Hugs,
Hermione

Cat said...

LOL Hermione...do love the way you think! Looking forward to reading what you hear! ;)

Blessings...
Cat

Autumn said...

Now, imagine your surprise if you actually DID hear spanking sounds wafting through the window!!

smuccatelli said...

Well, one thing we know for sure: Ron definitely "wears the pants" in your family... ;-)

Hermione said...

Cat - I hope I have something juicy to report:)

Autumn - I think I'd be a bit shocked.

Smuccatelli - He certainly does, make no mistake about it.

Hugs,
Hermione

Red said...

Interesting to find out what very naughty neighbors you are. Seems to me Ron should spank you for writing about your neighbors, and if you do hear your neighbor spanking her husband, then Ron should be sent over to be spanked also. That would indeed be interesting.
bottoms up
Red

Hannah Jay said...

Well, whether she spanks or not, in the nature of things the Lady of the House is in charge...it is only a question of how she asserts her authority ;)

Hermione said...

Red - An interesting suggestion, but not one Ron would go for.

Hannah - That is often the case, although there are many male HoHs who would disagree with you.

Hugs,
Hermione