Saturday, June 7, 2014

You Completed the Caption

This was my favourite caption from, and now here are yours:

Autumn: "Darling, this raft in the water makes for an AWFUL spanking bench. Perhaps we should invest in a Home Studio faux leather ottoman for $49.99!"

That would be just the thing!

Leigh: I think red buns will be the order of the day.

Ronnie: Louise knew she'd be spanked for taking a bottle of beer into the pool.

Smuccatelli: I don't know that she done anything "silly", unless she's underage and isn't supposed to have that beer. Hell, her bikini bottom is positively MODEST these days. Still, I'm sure we could find some reason to spank her, if we tried really, really hard...

GaryNTboy: Inflatable bikini bottoms are not always such a good idea. Getting spanked on a sunburnt bum for drinking beer was gonna hurt!

Blondie: "Some beer will help the sting of a wet bottom being spanked," she thought as she showed off her cute little bum.

DelFonte: Drunk in charge of an inflatable, she made herself ready for the inevitable.

Ricky: From Moby Dick: "Thar' she blows!"

Smuccatelli thinks "She breaches!" might be more appropriate...

Annapurna: Miss, by any chance do you require a glass for your Stella? Or perhaps, I could interest you in a little sunscreen? I'd be more than happy to cover those hard to reach areas for you.

Anon1: She thinks she's auditioning for a re-make of "Jaws". But the 'phone-line was bad, and she misunderstood. The movie's correct title is "Tawse".

Michael: Now this is the type of water boarding I'm in favor of.

Vfrat25000: “Our beer may taste like dirty swimming pool water but who cares because we have pretty girls with really great bottoms in our commercials!”

Why is Janet swimming away from the yacht carrying a beer and pushing an air mattress?
She just found out Charles in the next yacht has 2 billion more than I do!

Is there something wrong with the yacht, Captain? You issued an Abandon Ship order!
No, I just like to watch Christine’s ass bob up and down in the water as she swims away from the boat.

Why is that young woman’s bottom bright red?
She says she got stung by a jellyfish but I suspect her Dad had a discussion with her about her “Yacht Girls” topless you-tube video that went viral.

Cathy, grab that candy bar that’s floating in front of you. Wait, don’t, I don’t think that’s a candy bar!

Anon2: Don't you guys see her left hand?

No, I can't say that I do.  I wonder what it's up to.

Thanks, everyone, for some end of the week fun. Please stay for brunch. Today's topic is one I think you'll enjoy.

From Hermione's Heart

1 comment:

Bonnie said...

In the unlikely event of a water landing, your bubble butt may be used as a flotation device.