Leigh: Have no idea, but it looks to me like he/she is peeing.
Baxter: My boss is on the other side of this window. Maybe he/she will get the message now that I am naughty and will call me in for the spanking he/she has threatened to give me. I have tried everything and this is my last try. Hope hope hope.
Nina: It's for an art project, so this one has to pose for a portrait for another two hours before going home.
Jim M: I wanted to be a girl and she wanted to be a boy. So the surgeon put in side by side operating rooms and switched us from the waist down. The surgery was a success, but I must say I am not totally thrilled with the results. At least business is booming. The weirdos can’t get enough of me.
Simon: The plan was working perfectly. Everybody was looking at Steve and no one had noticed the rest of the gang breaking into the bank across the road.
Anon: Yuk!! What is it?!
Ronnie: Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me.
Sir Wendel: I can't believe Walmart kicked me out of their store.
A. Lurker: "I chop down trees,
I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa."
(Monty Python - Lumberjack Song)
Hermione: I dreamed I was walking in downtown Toronto and I forgot to put on a skirt but no one noticed.
For more fun and friendship, stick around for brunch. It will be served shortly, and there's always room for one more.

2 comments:
You might already know but this guy is sort of famous. It's "Elegant" Elliot Offen who became notorious on the Howard Stern Show in the 90's.
No, I had no idea who he was. Thanks for the info.
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