Thursday, September 24, 2015

Complete the Caption

Bicycling is a healthy and environmentally-conscious way to commute, but this rider seems to have forgotten something. Do you think she was in a hurry to get on the road? Or did something distract her?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish your itineraries in an upcoming post.
From Hermione's Heart


Anonymous said...

When hubby sees how I've been ridding my bike I know he'll give me a good long spanking, yummy.

Kingspan said...

Daisy, Daisy, stand in the corner, do!
Are you crazy, showing the world your moon?
For childish and silly pranking
You're going to get a spanking!
You'll feel the heat
For on the street
You were flashing your cheeky two!

sub hub in phx said...

"I need a wider seat"

Belsteph said...

My husband made me ride this way. This hard seat is not comfortable; It digs into my bare bottom, and husband promised me a hairbrush spanking on my freshly tenderized tail. I'll really feel that hairbrush! Then I have to ride some another mile (YEOWW!!)

Michael M said...

Well I am not likely to be overtaken, am I ?

sixofthebest said...

If NO KNICKS was her TRICKS, she was given SIX LICKS with STICKS. from the Police.

sixofthebest said...

Kingspan, I love your poem.

ronnie said...

I knew I should have gone for truth instead of dare.


stay at home mom said...

Going by bike without a cycle helmet can be so dangerous. Just good that she is already prepared for the spanking that she will get for that. How her husband will find out about this? Guess who took the picture.



Anonymous said...

In the name of safety, as she is not wearing a helmet, I better stay behind her in my car for a while until EVENTUALLY it is safe to pass!
bottoms up

Misty said...

It was a hot day, give the girl break.

ricky said...

Now that's what I call equanimity:
You know, two for the road, so to speak.
(With a bicycle seat's help, of course.)

Simon said...

Sally had started to think that the label on her skirt that said shrink resistant might not be correct.

Baxter said...

My boyfriend told me to dress in a way to be ready for a spanking as soon as I get to his place. I hope he likes how I present myself and oooohhh I am so naughty for being in public like this.


Vfrat25000 said...

Mary…isn’t that your sister Debbie out riding her bike!
Mary…lookout…the lights red….Stop!!!!

Senator Billingsworth has started her re-election campaign by riding her bike through her voter’s communities!

Yeah Bob?
Does Harry look sort of different from the back when he’s on a bicycle?

Apparently those spandex bicycle riding pants gave Betty Lou one hell of a rash!

Police Officer 1
It appears the City of Bramblewood has its own version of the Tour de France!
Police Officer 2
That isn’t Lance Armstrong that’s for damn sure!

I wear Victoria’s Secret Panties or I wear NOTHING at ALL!

What is she doing?
Megan is protesting the use of spandex in those bicycle riding outfits. She thinks she is protecting those cute little Spandex creatures which are only found in the Amazon.
Aren’t you going to tell her there is no such creature!
NO and don’t you tell her either!

Anonymous said...

My husband hasn't been paying me any attention lately, so i bought this sexy new outfit with the hope that he would finally notice. The sales girl assured me the skirt would not ride up when I was on my bicycle, so instead of proper knickers, I wore a thong. Everything was going fine until those prudes from the ladies club drove by and texted him a photo of my predicament. He just sent me a text telling me that he loves the outfit and can't wait for me to get home so he can give me the long overdue attention I deserve. While I had hoped this outfit would arouse my husband's interest in my sexy bottom, based on past experience, I have this uneasy feeling that the kind of attention he's going to give my bottom is not the kind of attention I was hoping for.

WendelJones said...

Single rider in the HOV Lane - - that’s a paddling.