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When hubby sees how I've been ridding my bike I know he'll give me a good long spanking, yummy.
archedone
Daisy, Daisy, stand in the corner, do!
Are you crazy, showing the world your moon?
For childish and silly pranking
You're going to get a spanking!
You'll feel the heat
For on the street
You were flashing your cheeky two!
"I need a wider seat"
My husband made me ride this way. This hard seat is not comfortable; It digs into my bare bottom, and husband promised me a hairbrush spanking on my freshly tenderized tail. I'll really feel that hairbrush! Then I have to ride some another mile (YEOWW!!)
Well I am not likely to be overtaken, am I ?
If NO KNICKS was her TRICKS, she was given SIX LICKS with STICKS. from the Police.
Kingspan, I love your poem.
I knew I should have gone for truth instead of dare.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
Going by bike without a cycle helmet can be so dangerous. Just good that she is already prepared for the spanking that she will get for that. How her husband will find out about this? Guess who took the picture.
hugs
Nina
In the name of safety, as she is not wearing a helmet, I better stay behind her in my car for a while until EVENTUALLY it is safe to pass!
bottoms up
red
It was a hot day, give the girl break.
Now that's what I call equanimity:
You know, two for the road, so to speak.
(With a bicycle seat's help, of course.)
Sally had started to think that the label on her skirt that said shrink resistant might not be correct.
My boyfriend told me to dress in a way to be ready for a spanking as soon as I get to his place. I hope he likes how I present myself and oooohhh I am so naughty for being in public like this.
Baxter
Mary…isn’t that your sister Debbie out riding her bike!
Mary…lookout…the lights red….Stop!!!!
Senator Billingsworth has started her re-election campaign by riding her bike through her voter’s communities!
Jim
Yeah Bob?
Does Harry look sort of different from the back when he’s on a bicycle?
Apparently those spandex bicycle riding pants gave Betty Lou one hell of a rash!
Police Officer 1
It appears the City of Bramblewood has its own version of the Tour de France!
Police Officer 2
That isn’t Lance Armstrong that’s for damn sure!
I wear Victoria’s Secret Panties or I wear NOTHING at ALL!
What is she doing?
Megan is protesting the use of spandex in those bicycle riding outfits. She thinks she is protecting those cute little Spandex creatures which are only found in the Amazon.
Aren’t you going to tell her there is no such creature!
NO and don’t you tell her either!
My husband hasn't been paying me any attention lately, so i bought this sexy new outfit with the hope that he would finally notice. The sales girl assured me the skirt would not ride up when I was on my bicycle, so instead of proper knickers, I wore a thong. Everything was going fine until those prudes from the ladies club drove by and texted him a photo of my predicament. He just sent me a text telling me that he loves the outfit and can't wait for me to get home so he can give me the long overdue attention I deserve. While I had hoped this outfit would arouse my husband's interest in my sexy bottom, based on past experience, I have this uneasy feeling that the kind of attention he's going to give my bottom is not the kind of attention I was hoping for.
Single rider in the HOV Lane - - that’s a paddling.
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