Ronnie: I wish he'd stop talking and just spank me.
Amy: Him: Honey, how am I supposed to attend this function without a shirt? Looks like we'll be spending the night at home, "discussing" your inability to get to the dry cleaner before it closed.
Her: Grin.
Leigh: Honey, I'm sorry, what can I do to make it better?
DelFonte: How much longer do we have to lie here for this damn photo? The petals are making me sneeze.
Pearl: The problem with the photo? Clothes are on.
Jay: Mr Grey has changed his colour scheme.
Welcome back, Jay!
Baxter: I agree with PearlNecklace. my first impression was about the clothes. But then again, the guy seems to be trying to make up for some stupid thing he did or said and the girl is not having it. the resolution should be him stripping and handing her a belt or paddle and asking for correction.(Sorry no caption, just analyzing.)
Simon: Her: "I must admit I wondered how you managed to spend that much money at Interflora.".
Dr. Ken: She: "Well, let's see. I told you I'd been a very naughty Valentine, I rolled onto my stomach and my bum is up in the air. If you can't figure out what to do next, I'm getting a new boyfriend!"
Vfrat25000: NEWS HEADLINE
There has been an explosion at the Acme Rose Petal Nursery. No injuries, just a whole sh*t-load of rose petals floating around and two people out front acting weird. It appears the man has had his shirt blown off. Stay tuned for further updates!!!
Well that’s just great. She got drunk and passed out right before my grand finale of the rose petal thunderstorm. She won’t remember a thing and will probably be pissed because of the hangover. Bummer!
Don’t move, Harriett. We’ll say you slipped on rose petals. I see a big paycheck from Walmart headed our way!
NEVER beg for sex….even during a rose petal thunderstorm!
So your friend and neighbor Julie got a really sexy spanking with a heart shape paddle. They were sold out when I went to get one! Can’t I just paint one of our wood kitchen spoons red and put a bow on it. Please…..!
OOPS!!!! I’m sorry Michelle, I thought you were Pamela. There are so many darn rose petals floating around I can’t tell you gals apart. Can we just forget about where I put my hand a minute or two ago.
Liza: Ronnie and her husband at the book cover photo shoot for her new book.
Anon: "I'm sorry I disappointed you, Sweetheart. I'll bare myself, hand you my belt and submit to well deserved discipline. But, please, let this whole argument be over."
Hermione: These rose petals are going to stain the sheets. I'll have to spank him for that later.
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Along with her red dress, her lover decided to give his female love life, a reddened spanked bare bottom.
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