Here is a long-ago photo of a couple examining...what? It could be a bill, a photo, a letter, or something else. What is the lady thinking as she and the gentleman consider the implications?
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Red Hair, Red...
4 hours ago
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Edward and Mabel were horrified when the deguerreotype arrived in the post. They hadn't realised that any one had seen their alfresco spanking in the park.
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Apparently Edward had only 2 weeks to pay his beard tax or be taken to court.
"My dear, I just received a letter, from his majesty the king. He said, you were caught swearing at the queen. Such gutter language, will find yourself with your bare bottom on display, and being thoroughly caned".
'Yes dear, you have overspent your account once again! We will see to your spanking this evening!'
Well dear, it says we’ve won top prize in the Spankos’ lottery; a good paddling every Saturday night for two years.
He: "It's an invitation to one of Elizabeth's spanking parties. What do you say? Shall we attend?"
Edith, what's the meaning of this? A bill from your dressmaker. Didn't I tell you no more dresses until the end of the year. Now go upstairs and wait for me.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
Her: Dear, that can't be the entire list of things I did this week to earn a spanking. There are only five items on there, and I know I did many more naughty things than that.
Him: Sweetheart, this is only the first of six pages. Don't worry, I've kept a very thorough accounting of your behavior, and believe me, I intend to give your bottom the good blistering you've earned. Now, go and fetch the paddle. I'll give you until the count of ten.
Her: Yes, sir!
Well, Missy, as your new guardian it seems I have been given specific instructions as to how to handle your discipline!
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