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kdpierre: "I know when we got married you said you didn't have a 'pot to piss in', but I didn't think that meant you didn't have a bathtub either!"

This vintage photo depicts the age-old question plaguing Femdom couples for decades: 'Is it better to make him tongue your butt BEFORE or AFTER a bath?'

Girl:(teasingly) "So, you gonna spank it, or what?"
Me: "Spank it? I can barely find it!"

"As one can see in this old photo, the sad condition of white women not having any ass, goes back decades..." 

Ronnie: It's not going to spank itself.

Go on - I dare you.

Michael M: Rub-a-dub-dub
Nice butt in a tub.

Anon: I didn't mean to crash your car, Sir, Honest. You really don't mean to paddle me for it do you?...

Sir Wendel: Why don’t you take a picture? It will last longer.

Hermione: Which cheek do you want to start with?


Thank you for those excellent captions. For more captivating fun, please stay for brunch. It's coming up next!