Thursday, June 1, 2017

Finish this sentence

I recently saw a series of these posters on Think Pink and thought that it would make a nice change from the usual Complete the Caption. We spankophiles can find reminders of spanking in shops, parks, theatres, in fact, almost everywhere.

How would you finish the sentence that begins "You're into SPANKING if..."?

Finish the sentence by leaving a comment. I don't mind if you cheat by peeking at Think Pink for inspiration, but I would be thrilled if you came up with your own original ending. I will publish your sentences on Saturday.

From Hermione's Heart


Roz said...

You're into spanking if you spend most your time in the kitchen utensil aisle in the store.

Simon said...

"You're into SPANKING if..."
You watch a terrible old film just for the 10 second spanking scene.

Your imagination goes into overdrive if a woman says she's strapped for cash.

ronnie said...

Roz beat me to the kitchen one.

You're into spanking if you visit the garden centre just to check out their garden canes.

You're into spanking if you keep checking the hairbrushes even though you have four.

You're into spanking if your ears prick up when you hear the word spanking.

I've seen this one around - You're into spanking if you visit an equestrian shop just to check out the crops.


Anonymous said...

Your into spankings when you hear the word, especially from someone you know and you continue to think about it.

Aimless Rambling said...

You're into spankings if you get a tingling sensation at just the mention of the word.

Anonymous said...

Your into spanking when that older woman walks by, has the features you dream about, and before you know it, erect. Not all women have that affect, but it is those few that remind you of your deepest desire.

kdpierre said...

You're REALLY into spanking if...............

it stings to sit down, and you don't have a sunburn.

Anonymous said...

You've watched that scene in "Bedazzled" with Liz Hurley and Brendan Frazier over 100 times and continue to watch it.

Anonymous said...

You're into SPANKING if:

The first thing you do every day is to check for updates to your favorite spanking blogs.

You're first thought when you see a woman is, "I wonder what she'd look like over my knee?"

You're first thought when you meet a woman is, "I wonder if she's into spanking?"

You judge women's clothing not for how it looks but for how spanker-friendly it is.

Your first thought when you see a woman acting out is, "What she needs is a good spanking ... and I'd love to be the one to give it to her!"

The first thing you notice about a woman is how spankable her bottom is.

Eric51Amy49 said...

You're into spanking when being called "Red Ass Amy" is a compliment.

Anonymous said...

Damn. Got beaten to the kitchen aisle one. I do. Every time. I slow down and figure out which ones would be best as a spanking implement. Also hairbrushes. I'm insatiable I know.


Baxter said...

When you are in a cooking store or hardware store and find yourself looking at paddles or spatulas or other assorted items and wonder how they would feel when striking your bottom.

Anonymous said...

You are into spanking when a very ripe peach, bruised and red arouses you in the produce dept!

Keri said...

The ones already mentioned are so good...

You know you're into spanking if when you mean a tall, strong looking man and you think: I wonder what I would look like over his knee??

Or if when meeting a tall man you think: I bet if I was over his knee neither my feet nor my hands would touch the ground!

js666 said...

You see an attractive woman sitting down and think, "What a shame she can do that without a pillow."