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KDPierre: "Listen, wiseguy, I just said you're going to get a dozen strokes with this yardstick. What do you mean, 'how many is that converted to metric?'!?!?!"

Hands63: You call that a ruler? THIS IS A RULER!
Now bend over!

Baxter: Yes, I can see that I have upset you and here is the ruler you told me to get. Take it and I will bend over the desk and you can spank my bottom, that so much deserves to be warmed up.

Sir Wendel: Giving me an apple will not keep you from getting spanked.

Ronnie: See this ruler Jones, now bend over your desk and you'll feel it as well.

Hermione: Pat would never chew gum in class again.