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Well, what did you make of this?

Leigh: Is this where you want me?

KDPierre: Yeoman #2: "Ha ha, I'm ducking your flail!"
Yeoman #1: "And if you stay like that, wise-ass, and I'll be fucking your tail."

Yeoman #1: "Did you just fart?!"
Yeoman #2: "Consider it my counterattack!"

Sir Wendel: Then Lord Wenzilton says: “it’s all in the ...” No. No. No, it’s just too wrong of a comment to make.

Hermione: The ever-popular spanking scene was often cut from later performances of Hamlet.

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