The local billiards parlour will never be the same after tonight's game!
Complete the caption by leaving a comment, and I will post your suggestions on Saturday.
15 comments:
Simon
said...
Well I've got two trees growing in the study, none of the books have titles and everything is a weird shade of purple/pink. I'm certain to win this years quirkiest interior decorator prize,
I always wanted to have sex on a pool table, with all these balls around, but alas, I am probably going to be bent over the railing and the pool cue will collide with bottom many times. Either way, I will enjoy.
If redecorating his man cave like this and presenting him with such a luscious target doesn't finally convince him to spank me, I don't know what will.
You're not going to spank me for this, are you? It's just that when I see balls, I want to play with them. And, well, I'm used to having just two at a time .. and there were so many on the table ... I just couldn't help myself.
Now that I've warmed up with these, maybe I could play with your balls and cue stick.
15 comments:
Well I've got two trees growing in the study, none of the books have titles and everything is a weird shade of purple/pink. I'm certain to win this years quirkiest interior decorator prize,
I always wanted to have sex on a pool table, with all these balls around, but alas, I am probably going to be bent over the railing and the pool cue will collide with bottom many times. Either way, I will enjoy.
"I don't know, darling. I'll rack them up.....but are two girls like us, with a lavender table no less, even allowed to play 'Straight Pool'?"
I'll call the shot, 8 ball , rear pocket ...,,
What do you mean, I'm "not allowed to touch your balls"?
you won the game and as promised I'll accept a spanking on the pool table.
archedone
If redecorating his man cave like this and presenting him with such a luscious target doesn't finally convince him to spank me, I don't know what will.
"ready to play?"
What does a girl have to do around here to get a spanking?
"Hand me your cue stick!"
You won, now come and claim your prize.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
I just remembered that I don't know how this game is played...By the way, since this is pool, where's the water?
If you let me touch your cue I will let you touch my bumpers.
You're not going to spank me for this, are you? It's just that when I see balls, I want to play with them. And, well, I'm used to having just two at a time .. and there were so many on the table ... I just couldn't help myself.
Now that I've warmed up with these, maybe I could play with your balls and cue stick.
She wanted to surprise him by painting the felt on his table pink. Now he's going to return the favor by turning something else pink.
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