Thursday, September 21, 2017

Complete the Caption

The local billiards parlour will never be the same after tonight's game!

Complete the caption by leaving a comment, and I will post your suggestions on Saturday.
From Hermione's Heart

15 comments:

Simon said...

Well I've got two trees growing in the study, none of the books have titles and everything is a weird shade of purple/pink. I'm certain to win this years quirkiest interior decorator prize,

Baxter said...

I always wanted to have sex on a pool table, with all these balls around, but alas, I am probably going to be bent over the railing and the pool cue will collide with bottom many times. Either way, I will enjoy.

Anonymous said...

"I don't know, darling. I'll rack them up.....but are two girls like us, with a lavender table no less, even allowed to play 'Straight Pool'?"

Anonymous said...

I'll call the shot, 8 ball , rear pocket ...,,

Eric51Amy49 said...

What do you mean, I'm "not allowed to touch your balls"?

Anonymous said...

you won the game and as promised I'll accept a spanking on the pool table.
archedone

Anonymous said...

If redecorating his man cave like this and presenting him with such a luscious target doesn't finally convince him to spank me, I don't know what will.

Dave said...

"ready to play?"

Anonymous said...

What does a girl have to do around here to get a spanking?

Anonymous said...

"Hand me your cue stick!"

ronnie said...

You won, now come and claim your prize.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

harleyquinn7 said...

I just remembered that I don't know how this game is played...By the way, since this is pool, where's the water?

WendelJones said...

If you let me touch your cue I will let you touch my bumpers.

Anonymous said...

You're not going to spank me for this, are you? It's just that when I see balls, I want to play with them. And, well, I'm used to having just two at a time .. and there were so many on the table ... I just couldn't help myself.

Now that I've warmed up with these, maybe I could play with your balls and cue stick.

js666 said...

She wanted to surprise him by painting the felt on his table pink. Now he's going to return the favor by turning something else pink.