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Wendel Jones: Mary Margret stood along the cold shore hoping a handsome stranger would pass by and warm her up with a good spanking.
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"Spanking in the wind." 

PK: Moon over Hawaii. 

Bonnie: "I know you want to sacrifice a virgin to appease the volcano gods, but I have a confession to make." 

KDPierre: When Gretchen told her friends she was going to "dip her ass in the water", they had assumed she was going for a swim and did not mean it literally. 

Anon: After a well deserved spanking, Millicent whined to her husband that sitting on a sore bottom during the ride home would be excruciating. Knowing how prone his wife was to drama, Henry dreaded listening to her complain for the hour long drive, so he gave her a choice: she could either whine all the way home and be subjected to a good caning once the got there, or she could dip her rosy red bottom in the cold sea until it was numb, thus allowing her to ride home in silence. Given her hatred of the cane, and knowing her husband would give her a vigorous dose of it after enduring an hour of her bellyaching, Millicent opted for the dip in the sea. 

Rosco: Hermione! Where did you get that picture of my wife Irene?

Both of you have some 'splaining to do.

Simon: I'm not sure about this costume, there's a hell of draught at the back. 

Ronnie: I'm going to be spanked very soon and I've heard spanking hurts more on a wet bottom - Do I dare?

Hermione: I need to cool off my hot bottom in a hurry!

That was fun! Please stay for more fun at brunch, coming up shortly.