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Rosco: It was a dark and stormy night. The umbrella kept Marie’s hair dry but she was frightfully wet between her legs.

Prefectdt: It was the first time that they would lie together. So Daphne thought that she should drop a hint about her being a bit of a squirter.

Anon 1: Little lady, if the umbrella moves and I get wet your little bottom will pay the price. AM I CLEAR?

KDPierre: This vintage movie still shows a scene from an unreleased "Mary Poppins" movie that predates the Disney version. Here is the encounter between Mary and Mr. Banks that got her hired as nanny. The suggested tagline was: "See the Mary Poppins never mentioned in the books."

Wendel: The umbrella may protect her skin from turning red in the sun now but it will not keep her bottom from turning red later. 

Baxter: Listen Phineas, I certainly hope you spank better than you kiss. This light kissing is not turning me on. Now turn me over and spank my bottom and lose the silly umbrella. the rain water on my bottom will only accentuate the spanks and that turns me on and our sex will be exquisite.

Oh Gloria, how much I have wanted to just spank your bottom, reddening it with my hand, watching you squirm.

Phineas, stop with the talk and get spanking my butt OR I will turn you over MY knee and spank you.

Oh Gloria, please do. And I will do the same to you.

Phineas and Gloria live happily ever after with red bottoms and smiles on their faces. 

Barrel: Rain, rain, go away. A little kiss and then the lay.

Anon 2: Man: You're being very naughty exposing yourself like that. What do you think I should do about it?
Woman: (Breaking into song) Please spank me in the rain,
Just spank me in the rain,
What a glorious feeling
My bottom's in pain
Put me over your knee
‘Cause I won’t behave
Take my knickers down
And give me what I crave

Hermione: Just wait till I figure out how to close this umbrella, and you will feel it across your naughty bottom.