Sunday, December 18, 2022

Spanko Brunch 2.0 #466

The holidays are a time for travel, and you are about to take advantage of that. Imagine, if you will, that you have realized your lifelong ambition of opening a bed and breakfast or a holiday let. After years of saving and planning, your spanking-themed B&B is open. But now you need to attract visitors who share your enthusiasm for CP.

How will you advertise your spanko B&B? What are the specific features of the rooms, the common areas, and any outdoor attractions? Does the name of your establishment hint at its special nature?  What special amenities, if any, do you provide for your guests' (dis)comfort?

Let your imagination run wild and share your ideas with us all. I will publish your brochures once everyone has had time to think about and record their designs.



Glory to Ukraine

From Hermione's Heart

10 comments:

WendelJones said...

I will call it: The Spanking Astoria.
I believe in truth in advertising. No point in being subtle. The ads would clearly mention all magical spanking fun. Adults 21 and over and a smoke free environment.
The lobby would be red velvet with spanking benches in the foyer and black light illuminating the check-in counter.
All rooms would have themes from movies and cartoons. There would be a princess castle room. A pirate ship room with one mast as a stripper pole and other the patron could be chained. A classroom suite with desks, chalk board and a cane and paddle hanging on the wall. A train room where the patron could get their caboose paddles on the back of the caboose. A spooky room and, since it is Christmas time, The North Pole Room. It would look just like Santa’s workshop. Mom and Dad spanked often so I would probably design an early 70s home room with kitchen, parent’s bedroom and kid room so the patron could relive memories of childhood spankings. Not sure how well that would go over today so that may or may not happen.
The rooms would have floor to ceiling blackout windows so no one can see in from the outside. This way the patrons, if they choose, could experience the excitement of a semipublic spanking without the fear of being seen.
It would offer secluded hiking trails with clearings where the patrons could partake in a good outdoor spanking. Maybe even a small amphitheater for those that want to try witnessed spankings.

Wendel

Jean Marie said...

Wendel really covered this excellent question comprehensively! The only thing I'd add is to have lots of straight-backed wooden chairs. They work well for spankers to sit on to do the deed, and for spankees to have to sit on afterward.
I don't know if we'll have a brunch next week, & I'm traveling so will be incommunicado, so Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

Rich Person said...

I'd make sure my B&B had a good woodshed. But then, I'd probably have it set in the woods, and it would have a nice, big fireplace, for spankings by the fire.

Happy Holidays. May you wishes be fulfilled!

Roz said...

I think I would call it Spank Palace. The lobby walls would be adorned with an array of paddles, crops and other implements. It would feature themed rooms catering to different spanking scenarios/fantasies including a classroom.

Hugs
Roz

Anonymous said...

A name for my B&B I have not come up with one. The rooms would be a Theme, such as Naughty little school girl, Mommie Knows Best, so on. Each room would be provided with a bath brush, paddle, hairbrush, a study chair, and assortment of creams. When having breakfast pillows are provided. Jack

Anonymous said...

I must learn to show my wife prior to posting, she allows me to read your blog and to respond. She stated such a B&B would attract more women who are spanked than males. My wife said she would enjoy such a B&B, would give her a chance to show other women, husbands, males, can be naughty little boys and a spanking does wonders. She then added, that if we went to such a place, my spanking would be heard by all, and I would not be allowed a pillow at Breakfast. I said at least it would be in the room, she smiled, depending of how she feels at the time, and there are adults so don't bet on it. Jack

Anonymous said...

My first thought was mentioned by Rich Person: a wooodshed out back.

Jack's wife made a point about there would be more red-bottomed women (The way God wants it!) than men of the same hue. I think I agree with her that it would be fun for her/other women to show/demonstrate to other women that some OTK time for the men in their lives can do wonders!

Imagine that conversation! Imagine the demonstrations!!

Ha!

A.J.

Bonnie said...

Boardrooms and Bedrooms is a new type of B&B accommodation designed for couples who choose to revisit their favorite disciplinary fantasies and explore exciting new possibilities. Each fully equipped luxury suite offers guests a different spanking theme. Popular favorites include the classroom, the sorority house, the dungeon, the headmaster’s study, the corner office, the cheerleaders’ locker room, the woodshed, the dorm room, the rustic cabin, and the tack shop. Everything you need to create lifelong memories is included. Your privacy is protected, but should you choose to visit with a group, larger facilities are available for group activities.

Try something wild. You know you deserve it!

Sore is more said...

Have you seen the show on Netflix, How to build a sex room? Some must-haves from the show as per very talented Ms Rose, and not mentioned above: tantric chaise, spanking bench, St Andrew's cross, pony chair, floor-to-ceiling mirrors, ceiling mirrors, reinforced four-poster beds with rings to hook up the restraints, hard points. Lots of furry pillows, throws, candles - for more romantic feel.

Now, my own take:
Well-distanced cabins in the woods, for those seeking more privacy, or soundproof rooms. Or some onsite services like professional photoshoots, or the store selling implements, if you forgot your favourite one at home or want to try a new one. Or costumes for rent for roleplay.

As for a name, hmm, Play by Numbers, Paint It Red, Sorely Yours, Main and Mine, Red to Grow, Pink/Red, Spoons and Brushes, Leather Heaven, Wood in the Woods. Shall I go on?

Almost forgot, flowers, for, you know...

Anonymous said...

In response to AJ, he would be surprised how many wives, girlfriends would more than gladly put their man over their laps and soundly spanked their bare bottoms. It is back to the point that men have no idea what a woman will do. The first time my wife spanked me in front of my mother-in-law, I protested, pleaded, begged, but my pants, underpants came down and I squirmed, kicked and pleaded, my mother-in-law enjoyed it and even brought my wife the hairbrush. So it isn't that it could happen, willing to bet in a B&B that is about spankings, more males would be squirming at breakfast and more smiles on the wives and girlfriends faces. Jack