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At the end of the rainbow there is a ....

Rosco: At the end of the rainbow there is the women’s tennis team from Whatsamatta U in their locker room, partially undressed and sweaty after a match, spanking the daylights out of me for peeking.

Jack: At the end of the rainbow there is the woman of my dreams, sitting there, hairbrush, and pointing at me. 

Morningstar: At the end of the rainbow is our new home - complete with a spanking/play room:)

Baxter: At the end of the rainbow is a pot of gold, next to which is a woman holding a wooden paddle, beckoning me to bend over the pot and present my bare bottom for a spanking that will be worth more than the gold in the pot.

Jeanie: At the end of my rainbow is a creation for-and-by this spank-whore, with a spanko's mind that lived to punish and pleasure me. He'd be insatiable in his desires for each. He'd be an ass-man, someone who'd appreciate my well-upholstered bottom. He'd find my slightly pear-shaped form the most erotic thing on earth. He'd live on the schizophrenic edge of wanting to worship my backside, and needing to destroy it often!

KDPierre: At the end of the rainbow is almost certainly moist ground.

Mark: At the end of the rainbow is my wife with her two best friends dressed to the nines ready to humiliate and punish me.

Prefectdt: At the end of the rainbow there are Zippy, George, Bungle and Geoffrey.

You probably have to be from the UK and over 40 to get that one :)

Enzo: At the end of the rainbow is a rather smug, mischievous looking Leprechaun sitting upon the back of a young lady who is down on all fours.

Ronnie: At the end of the rainbow is our dream house by the ocean.

Hermione: At the end of the rainbow are the Teletubbies with a leather paddle that has my name on it.

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We haven't played this game in a long time, so let's do it now.

At the end of the rainbow there is a ....

Leave your completed sentence as a comment below. I will publish them all on Friday.

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My hope for 2021 is...

Anon 1: ...that it is the year I finally get to spank and be spanked for real! 

Glenmoretales: ...that Covid 19 is a thing of the past like measles and polio by spring. 

PK: ...that politics becomes so calm and normal (boring) that I don't know the names of the cabinet members or the attorney general, and I can stop waking up with dread of what may have been tweeted during the night. 

Rosco: ...I can once again hug my family, friends and neighbors. And I’d like to lose a little weight and work more productively. And wish a certain child would return to our city.

Ronnie: ...that the vaccine gets rolled out quickly and we can all get back to some kind of normality. To travel again would be nice.

Prefectdt: ...that all of us in rich western countries have learnt from this year's events that we do not have a magical immunity to the things that usually happen in Farawayandusuallypoorerthanusland. Neither medical political or social.

Barrel: ...a return to civility and respect. Furthermore, I wish for less partisan politics in the US, replaced by true patriots.

Bonnie: ...that we all survive intact and healthy to witness the arrival of 2022. I am willing to wait for hugs and dinners out, but I just don't want to lose any more friends without so much as a goodbye. 

Minelle: ...that I will be able to hug and kiss family and friends once again! That no more lives are lost to Covid or that those long haulers feel better soon! 

Baxter: ...a wish for the vaccine to get widely distributed, that my wife and I get the vaccine, that I can figure out Medicare, and that we can travel with our trailer all over the USA. I wish for a certain person to just go away and for the new prez to be successful. Oh yes, I get regularly spanked. 

Red: ...that everyone try to stay happy, no matter what 2021 brings. 

Roz: ...a wish for covid and a certain individual to be a thing of the past so that the world can return to 'normal' but without losing the lessons in humanity covid has taught us.

Terpsichore: ...a return to kindness and peace and that everyone can fulfill their lives they were meant to live to its fullest. 

Joe: ...that all the wishes come true. A Happy and Healthy New Year to everyone. 

mornongstar: ...to find some peace in my hear.

Wendel: ...to put Covid in its place so we can go back to gathering in crowds and so we can stop showing everything as a Zoom chat. I hope for a calming peace once a certain orange jackass is replaced. And finally I hope to get spanked silly often.

Hermione: ...that everyone will adjust to the new normal, and masks will become the new fashion statement.

May all our hopes and wishes come true! See you all at brunch, coming up next.

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Right now is the perfect time to...

Jack: ...tell my wife how much I love her and how much the spankings she gives has made our marriage strong and lasting.

Fred: ...run away and hide on a desert island! With a close friend and a hairbrush.
Explanation: Coronavirus, Brexit, life is really intolerable in the UK right now. 

morningstar: ...self evaluate - set goals - find the joy again. 

Anon: ...be alone in the great outdoors. 

Bonnie: ...invent a time machine! 

Bernie: ...hug friends. Alas.

Yorkie: ...to say to my wife, "Right now is the perfect time to spank me!"

Ronnie: ...to smile and say hello to everyone.

Hermione: ...bend over for a good, hard spanking and forget about reality for a time.

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I work best when I...

KDPierre: ...when I'm focused and refreshed. I love doing projects (as some of you already know) but if I'm drained, worried, or distracted, I can be very unproductive. But give me the right mindset and I can do almost anything.

Anon 1: ...when my wife learned that I needed some motivation, a spanking. I'm lazy for the most part, but a warm, stinging, bottom is what I need in order to get the chores done.

Simon: ...when I'm not distrac… oh look. a dog.

Rosco: ...when there is specific interest in what I produce. (In my day job; it's an intellectual, sort of political, product).

...when Irene gives me a hot bottom, then shakes her finger while giving me specific instructions for what I must do to earn a "treat". (At home)


Bernie: ...my customers speak English. My Spanish is lacking to the point of being nearly non-existent.

Prefectdt: ...get paid enough to stop me from wanting to resign.


Anon 2: ...the caffeine starts working.

Ronnie: ...have time to linger a little and not have to rush a project.

Anon 3:...hear "Am I going to have to take my belt off?" from the boss.

Barrel: ... have time to think about the task at hand then plan how to accomplish it successfully.

Wendel: ...after the 3rd cup of coffee.

Hermione:...sit on a pillow to soothe my sore bottom.

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When I'm alone, I like to...

Anon 1: ...read my F/m magazines, hoping that I'm caught and I get the spanking I want.

PK: ...let stories and fantasies run through my mind and then capture them in writing.

Anon 2: ...have a warm soak in the tub, thinking of being spanked and end up masturbating.

Morningstar: ...colour. As boring as this sounds, nothing kinky mostly fantasy I never knew it could be so soothing!

Prefectdt:  ...dance. It's the only time I can do this without people laughing.

Windy: ...listen to my Spotify playlist as I am in the kitchen doing food prep. I do not listen to music on purpose at many other times because it feels like too much noise. But, when I am alone, I like to listen to some personally chosen songs that free my mind, lift my spirits, and inspire me to write.

Anon 3: ...sing opera, very loudly and to an imaginary audience.

Ronnie: ...have the radio loud while I do my housework and sing and dance along.

Roz: ...sing while doing chores. Seems to be a popular theme.

Wendel: ...watch movies at full volume and eat my favorite foods.

Rosco: ...play music loudly when i am alone and cooking. When I am alone and at work, I like the ability to focus on long-term projects. When I am in bed alone, either when I wake up or before I go to sleep, I like to listen to my wife of anybody else who is up and about.

Bernie: ...I try to figure out my life. Some of it I get, some not.

Hermione: ...polish the wooden paddles and saddle-soap the leather ones.

Finish this sentence

We haven't played this game for a while, so let's give this one a try:

When I'm alone, I like to...

Finish the sentence in any way you like. Kinky or vanilla - it's up to you. Just have fun with it. I'll publish your complete sentences on Saturday.

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Someone should invent...

Anon 1: ... the “The Holo Deck” from Star Trek. The saying “What Happens Here, Stays Here” would really be true if each home had one or two. Anything is possible, it is only the mind that prevents it.

Bonnie: ... a spank-o-meter. It purportedly counts the number of swats delivered. Using today's technology, it is possible to both count swats and track velocity. It could work with any sort of implement (perhaps a wrist-mounted Fitbit sort of setup). After entering the weight, length, and striking area of the chosen implement, the software can calculate and track the force transferred throughout the spanking. Both sting and thud scores could be assigned. An online forum will allow adventurous spankos to anonymously post and compare their spanking statistics and photos.

KDPierre: ... a "Hypocrisy Equalizer". It would be a legal device worn by anyone who would want one, that detected hypocrisy in themselves and others they had to deal with. Depending on the level of hypocrisy, it would dispense justice via a measured penalty. In mild cases maybe a slight electrical shock? In average cases, maybe the implanted experience of being soundly spanked? In extreme cases, perhaps spontaneous human combustion? Washington would start to sound like a war zone.

Sir Wendel: ... the Hover Paddle. Remote controlled paddle so one can continue to spank their partner while making dinner.

Anon 2: ... Spanko Radar so you could instantly recognize other spankos in a crowd.

Hermione: ... the spanking glove. It feels like shin against a bare bottom, but it is a tough, resilient glove that will protect the spanker's hand from damage, and permit a hand spanking to continue for hours, if necessary.

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Now back to our regular program.

Spankings are great except...

Baxter: ... the people who richly deserve them, don't get them.

... until the top stops spanking.

Arched one: ...when she is done spanking me my bottom is soooo sore.

Joe: ... it shows me how much my wife loves me.

Windy: ... when you're in the middle of a spanking session and all of a sudden your HOH goes, "Ah, crap!" And I turn around and look back there to see what is going on back there....because whatever it is, it is not my job.... I just take whatever he is dishing out...... So I look back and he has just snapped the dowel rod in half, which is surprising because it didn't feel like it broke and wasn't really hurting too much anyway . And then he tells me he has been "flicking it" instead of striking or swinging it....... and the flick broke it. And so that was over!

KDPierre: ... when they involve presidents, porn stars, and magazines, because then they are just creepy.......and more than a little vomit-inducing.

Anon 1: ... for the spanking part!

... there are never enough of them ... and they never last long enough.

... when they're not.

Amy: ...when you have to ask for them!

Ronnie: ... when the implement breaks.

NoraJean: ... when they take the form of a swat in a public place ... Frank is getting a bit too confident these days!

Kingspan: ... when people who don't want to get them do, and people who do want to get them don't.

Rosco: ... when they don't last long enough. I shouldn't complain, as my wife Irene gets very aroused spanking me. Sometimes she intends to punish me more, but can't wait to turn me over for reverse cowgirl cunnilingus which is usually followed by regular cowgirl intercourse.

There's a fair amount of variety during the foreplay and discipline, but little during the cunnilingus and intercourse. I know that may seem a little "routine" and non-creative, but we will probably not change it much until and unless the wonderful passionate intensity subsides.

Sir Wendel: ...umm…except…well…I guess they are just great.

Anon 2: ... when I'm not able to give them.

... when they're only in my imagination. Nah, they're still great then, just not quite as great.

Hermione: ... when they stop.

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Whatever happened to...?

Anon 1: ...less is better, those days proved that life was more enjoyable, people interacted more. We have let ourselves be overtaken by our thirst to make life easier, when it was already easier, back to Less is Better.

Anon 2: ...make Americans think Donald Trump was the answer to whatever happened?

Rosco: ...nylon panties and slips, especially in pastel colors and floral patterns? 10% elastane etc. diminishes the soft feel - silkier than silk. A woman’s bottom, vagina and breasts deserve exquisite packaging.

Anon 3: ...kids playing in the street/yard rushing home before the street lights turn on?

Baxter: ...telephones that hung on the wall or sat on the table at home? Now everyone has one and every spare second is spent staring at it for who knows why. (disclaimer - I have one but I do not walk or drive looking at the stupid thing.)

Ronnie: ...the movie rentals stores? I was going to say about children playing in the street.

Windy: ...being able to play outside in the heat all day and getting a drink from the garden hose? It gets above 80 now and I have to stick my head in a bucket of ice.

NoraJean: Good question Hermione .... I've been thinking about this off and on for the past couple of days and couldn't come up with anything that didn't sound like it was coming from an old coot longing for the good ol' days, which in reality, is a distorted view held by every generation. I do agree with Anon 1 ... in our search for tools and technology to make life easier, we've made it more complicated.

Ricky: ...going to the local movie theatre. It was fun to tear the movie apart with your friends, saying how bored you were. And still you went back, week after week. Ah, those were the days.

Dave: ...the soft drink TAB; Hai Karate after shave; automotive floor mounted dimmer switches?

Hermione: ...good old-fashioned spankings?

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Lately I've been thinking about the good old days, which in many ways may not have been all that good, but at least things were simpler then. Only four television channels to choose from, one radio station, one movie theater with a double feature, and peanut butter sandwiches in every child's lunchbox. That leads me to this week's sentence for you to complete.

Whatever happened to...?

Finish the sentence in any way you like. Your addition can be kinky or vanilla, humorous or serious. I'll publish your sentences on Saturday.

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I hope nobody knows...

KDPierre: ...the things I won't say here, because if I did...... they would.

Anon: ...that I masturbate when the wife is not in the mood. Wait till she has gone shopping and hope it is a long list to get.

lurker48: ...how addicted I am to spanking blogs.

Hermione: ...that I often think about spanking during boring meetings.

Thank you for sharing your secrets here. For more secretive fun, stick around for brunch, coming up next.

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Once I realized my mistake...

Amy: ...I put a pen and paper next to my bed so I could write down all of the grand ideas I have at midnight. ;)

Ronnie: ...it was too late, I was over his knee getting spanked.

KDPierre: ...I immediately regretted that life doesn't come with a reset feature like video games do.

Anon 1:  ...I knew I'd soon be standing in the corner with my sore, red bottom on display so my husband could admire his handiwork (or rather, his brushiwork).

...I knew there was no getting out of the spanking he'd promised me if I made this mistake again.

...I apologized, which at least saved me for the moment, but only postponed the fate that awaited me when my boyfriend got me home.

...I knew I wouldn't be sitting comfortably for the next week.

...I dared my husband to follow through on his threat to spank me--which proved to be my second  mistake.

Bernie: ...I went to the closet, got the paddle, undressed and waited for the inevitable.

Hands63: ...I blamed the dog.

Lea: ...I tried to hold it in, to keep me out of trouble--but I just blurted it out, like I always do!

Anon 2: ..I turned tail and ran.

Minelle: ...my backside began to tingle in anticipation of my future spanking!

Sir Wendel: I was already getting the paddle once I realized my mistake.

Anon 3: ...I asked myself what President Trump would do in a situation like this, so I claimed that the very idea that I had made a mistake was fake news. My husband's reaction was to inform me the very idea that I was too old to be spanked was fake news, and then he proved it by giving me the most real spanking I've ever received.

Hermione: ...I pulled up my panties and said, "Sorry I thought I heard you say 'I want to spank you'. You're welcome."

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I thought I was dreaming when...

iruser: ... the pretty lady smiled at me....yes me!

... the store clerk said come back at closing time. I can make you pretty.

... my girlfriend woke me up by whipping me.
 
Leigh: ... 45 took office, and I wish I was, but alas, it's all too true.

Anon: ... after our first argument my girlfriend admitted she'd been a real brat, handed me a hairbrush and asked me to spank her.

... the store clerk who showed me the paddle mentioned that she'd been quite naughty and asked if I'd like to try it out on her bottom before I purchased it.

Dave: ... you did that to me!

Amy: ... my first trip over Eric's knee made me feel happy, safe, and sexy even though it hurt like hell.

Ronnie: ... I woke up and wasn't in the house by the sea, I hadn't won the lottery.

Katie: ... I couldn't come up with a single thing to finish this sentence with!

Enzo: ... I found my kid's elementary teacher's single profile AND her listing receiving a spanking under her interests.


Sir Wendel: ... three hot Asian women in school girl outfits took turns spanking me in a classroom... damn, I was dreaming.

Hermione: ... Ron spanked me for the first time.

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This year I resolve to...

Fondles: ... spend money more wisely and write shorter blog posts!

Peter: ... go into the world unashamed of my need for submission!

Amy: ... set three reasonable goals and make them happen; with the help of Eric and his twitchy hand. ;)

Dragon's Rose: ... ask Dragon for the much needed weekly spanking even when I'm not in the mood.

Ronnie: ... do more volunteering and to have a few more spankings than last year:)

Enzo: ... find a "young lady" to spank on a regular basis.

Sir Wendel: ... to stop making resolutions.

Hermione: .... not make so much noise while being spanked, because the neighbours have complained.

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On a first date you should never say...

Dr. Ken: "I can see where you get your good looks. Does your Mom fool around?"

"Your sister is very pretty. Is she single?"

"We'll skip dessert. You don't need it."

"I hope you put out on a first date, or this happy meal is a waste of time."

Dave: "You don't look anything like your profile picture."

KDPierre: "Wanna come back to my Mom's basement? We can listen to my yodeling CDs while I show you my rash."

Ronnie: Your ex-girl friend's name instead of hers.

Fondles: "I'm so done with women and dating! It's too complicated!" (Note - this actually DID happen to me!)

Sir Wendel: "How do you like my mom’s cooking?"

Liza: "Oh no, I'm in labor and I think the contractions are five minutes apart. I don't think I can eat dinner. Can you take me to the hospital?"


Amy: "You remind me of my ex."

Anon: Anything that would normally get you spanked because you think that since you're on a first date he wouldn't dare.

Hermione: "My mom wants me home by 9:00."

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My dream job is...

Dave: My dream job is reading this blog! [I'm (finally) retired!]
My dream job is 

KSPierre: My dream job is being an established movie, literary, political, and social critic...who designs sets for horror movies on the side!

Hands63: My dream job is the host of “The Bachelorette “.

Michael M: My dream job is Captain of a superyacht.

Anon: My dream job is being The Lone Spanker, a man who travels the world and administers spankings to naughty women who think they're too old to be spanked but are desperately in need of being taken across a gentleman's lap and soundly paddled on their bare bottoms.

My dream job is being a spanking therapist who specializes in teaching older couples the benefits of male partners administering sound spankings to their wayward female partners.

My dream job is being a writer.

Jack:  My dream job is being a teacher. Teaching children is good - teaching adults is even better and it is what I have my BS degree in. But I am not doing that now. Maybe one day again..

Sir Wendel: My dream job is being a Walt Disney World character making kids and grown-ups smile.

js666: My dream job is Punishment Master at a girls' school. Someone once wrote in to a teenage advice column about being sent to the "punishment master" at her all-girls school -- some guy whose full-time job it is to administer spankings to teenage girls. Yeah right.

Hermione: My dream job is product quality control supervisor for Cane-iac.

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I really need to stop...

Anon 1: I really need to stop spending so much time reading so many spanking blogs ... but they're all so good and it's so much fun, I just can't help myself.

Jack: I really need to accept my spankings, no matter when and where, especially when my wife spanks me when my mother-in-law visits.

Liza: I really need to stop bending over in the kitchen when my husband is holding a spatula.

Hands63: I really need to stop in the name of love, before you break my heart
Or that paddle on my bottom.

Sir Wendel: I really need to stop given the misses excuses to paddle me. I can barely sit.

Dave: I really need to stop forgetting the safe word.

Baxter: I really need to stop wimping out when my wife gives me a spanking. That is what I want her to do but the pain makes me wimp out.

Ronnie: I really need to stop eating the chocolates I bought for Christmas or I'll be spanked.

Anon 2: I really need to stop being such a good girl so I'll get more spankings.

Anon 3: I really need to stop spanking my wife so much. NAH!

Hermione: I really need to stop buying pervertibles every time I go shopping.