The Latest Trend

Is this a wedding photo gone horribly wrong, or the latest trend in wedding shoots? If you guessed the latter you're right.  According to Elite Daily, the latest fad is to have the bridesmaids display their hidden assets for the camera.

Read the full article, complete with pictures, here.

Start as you mean to go on

Last Friday I was at a venue where a wedding would take place the following day. I watched as a man carried in some distinctive decorations and placed them near where the bride and groom would stand. They consisted of two large baskets, each with six birch saplings standing upright in them. They looked something like this, but without the greenery.

Just as in the picture above, they had all been cut off at about six or seven feet in height. I thought it an odd choice of decoration at first, but then figured that birch trees had some special sentimental significance for the couple in order to be included in the ceremony. Can you see where this is going?

Why were the branches cut off? I suspect that either the bride or the groom (or perhaps both) enjoys a good birching from time to time. Perhaps the bridesmaids will be carrying birch rods, tied with white ribbons, in the procession. The bride will carry the largest bundle.  Then after the ceremony, the groomsmen will take the rods and playfully flog the bridesmaids as they walk back down the aisle. The groom will administer a few well-placed strokes on the bride's derriere in front of the assembled guests as his first official duty as her husband.

I wish I had an invitation to that wedding. But then again, perhaps it wouldn't be quite as I had imagined.

You Completed the Caption

The march down the aisle will be so much more fun with all your captions.

Archedone: OMG, it's going to be a spanking wedding. Red bottoms for all the bridemaids.

Bas: Bride: Do you see that ink on her arms? It's a shame!

Bogey: You don't men doing things like this. Girls have more fun.

Six of the best: "Spank me daddy, so I can be a blushing bride".

Sir Wendel Jones: “Sally is such a brat! Wearing pink panties so she can be the center of attention in the photo. She needs a good spanking.”

Sunnygirl: I guess they didn't think to wear 'cling free' undies.

Ronnie: The girls said they'd surprise her on her wedding day.

Bonnie: "We carefully selected matching bridesmaid dresses, shoes, and bouquets. I can see now that I should have specified the panties as well."

Michael: "Cindy's bridesmaids were acting very cheeky but soon their nether cheeks would pay the price - being turned fire engine red by the groomsmen in front of all the guests. The naughty girls would be standing for the rest of the day."

Gary NTboy: The scramble for the wedding bouquet had got out of hand so the groom had no choice but to spank all six bridesmaids. The bride's turn would come later, and she knew it.

Ami Starsong: The blushing bride pointed at her bridesmaids' cheeky bottoms, but they reminded her that getting hitched could have its advantages.

A. Lurker: Looks like the bride isn't the only one "getting hitched".

The bridesmaids had given her so much grief about their dresses. The bride would give them all a thorough spanking in front of the guests, before the reception, thereby ratcheting the term "bridezilla" up a notch.

Not only was there a blushing bride, but there was about to be a few blushing bridesmaids at this wedding, too.

You can tell who the maid of honour is - she's the only one with bright pink panties.

Ricky: Oh, carry me back to sweet Virginny . . .

Sir Q's mlb: The groom dared the women of the bridal party to show their panties, knowing the bride wasn't wearing any.

Bobbie Jo: As bold as the bridesmaids were with their joke on Sherrie, she convinced the six groomsmen to make sure each bridesmaid had a glowing bottom on display. Next thing she knew she was over Kent's knee getting her own red glow.

Hermione:  The bride realized that her "something borrowed" wasn't going to be a pair of panties from one of the bridesmaids.

Lillie: Every woman has a horrid selection of bridesmaids dresses that they will never be able to wear again. You just never know what the bride will pick and you have to wear it.

KiwiGirlieGirl: "is it my turn next?" complained the bride.

Thank you for having fun at the wedding. See you all next week!

Complete the Caption

Every bride wants her special day to be perfect, but sometimes things go wrong.

Complete the captions by leaving a comment and I will publish your contributions in the next post.

Go on, don't be shy. Have a go!

Wedding Bell Blues

This bride is prepared to spank her way to the ceremony.

The groom and his friends prepare for the worst.

The honeymoon will probably include this to aid in the reinforcement of their vows.

And they lived happily ever after.

Wedding Bell Bottoms

This cake topper confirms that the couple that spanks together, stays together.

You can find more spanko cake toppers here and here.

Let Them Eat Cake

Isn't this the perfect cake for a Spanko bachelorette party? Or even a stag night? I think a little pink sugar on those cheeks would make an even better statement.

Want to make one for your next party?


Buy the cake pan here.

More Topping

Cake-topping, that is. Did you think I meant the other kind?


Here are three more amazing cake toppers that say "spank me" so very clearly. I love the lady in red's pleased expression and rosy bottom. The white girl isn't quite as happy. And Rover is just waiting for someone to occupy his lap.


In case you missed it, here's the previous post about wedding cake toppers.

Start as you mean to go on

These elegant wedding cake toppers will show your friends and family exactly how you plan to spend your honeymoon, and hopefully the rest of your life. A fun and easy way to come out to the vanillas in your life, the toppers can also be used for shower, birthday or anniversary cakes.

To order your own, click here.

Thank you Lizzy, for sending me the link to these great pictures.